moreweaponsthanyou: (Oh no!)
Fili ([personal profile] moreweaponsthanyou) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-08-10 03:29 pm

text; shakily handwritten on one of those hotel notepads with a leaky pen

first thing first, what's the date and time?

SECOND: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU SEE AN ODD LOOKING MACHINE WITH A STRANGE GLOWING SYMBOL AND LOTS OF INVITING BUTTONS DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE URGE TO TOUCH SAID MACHINE. IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING.

so much trauma. and near death by drowning.

BEFORE I FORGET SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS; THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE POOL. damnit i think i recognize that face too. it's the guy who was screaming about cultists getting him a couple days ago.

thunder corp owes me a new phone, pretty sure mine is dead. ALSO BY DROWNING.
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[personal profile] hotshots 2014-08-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow at this point, that wouldn't surprise me.
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[personal profile] hotshots 2014-08-25 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, people HAVE been talking about lobsters since about May...
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[personal profile] hotshots 2014-08-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
...

Dude.

Don't jinx it.
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Text; Neil does not respond again to this until the 29th

[personal profile] hotshots 2014-08-30 06:43 am (UTC)(link)