moreweaponsthanyou: (Oh no!)
Fili ([personal profile] moreweaponsthanyou) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-08-10 03:29 pm

text; shakily handwritten on one of those hotel notepads with a leaky pen

first thing first, what's the date and time?

SECOND: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU SEE AN ODD LOOKING MACHINE WITH A STRANGE GLOWING SYMBOL AND LOTS OF INVITING BUTTONS DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE URGE TO TOUCH SAID MACHINE. IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING.

so much trauma. and near death by drowning.

BEFORE I FORGET SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS; THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE POOL. damnit i think i recognize that face too. it's the guy who was screaming about cultists getting him a couple days ago.

thunder corp owes me a new phone, pretty sure mine is dead. ALSO BY DROWNING.
senseandcecilbility: (doesn't make sense)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-10 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Joining the "Jovan is dead?" crowd.]

Are you sure it is him?

[Jovan, he would have come back to you, pal, really. All he needed to do was deliver Mrs. Bonbright safely home and then...

Jovan, why couldn't you pretend to be friends with the cultists for five seconds?]


...That- He was merely doing his best to save that nice lady!

senseandcecilbility: (Default)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-11 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He did nothing wrong!

[Cecil is...upset. Genuinely upset, in a way he didn't realize he could be.]
senseandcecilbility: (doubt)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-12 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[It is all right. Cecil is not very empathic on a normal day either.]

What are you doing near the cultists anyway?

[He was completely focused on the Jovan being dead part, so the mysterious machine and attractive buttons warnings kind of went over his head.]



senseandcecilbility: (punishment)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That is not how people travel!

[Oh no, his worst fears have come true! Locke City is invading!]
senseandcecilbility: (my sad sad life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-14 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
P-please, do not shout. Where are you exactly? Can you identify any street names or landmarks? I can pick you up.

[Before the loud Locke City citizen joins Jovan, that is.]
senseandcecilbility: (facepalming is in order / I do not feel)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-15 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Still shouting!]

Mrs. Bonbright's establishment. She was kidnapped by cultists the other day.
senseandcecilbility: (what is my life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-16 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :/]

It is not my wish to frighten tourists, and I am quite aware the situation in Locke City is not particularly better. However, I cannot help but think that everyone is safer at their own homes.

That said...would you mind if I asked where this machine is?
senseandcecilbility: (Totally caught red-handed)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-17 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a good plan.

What about...this side?
senseandcecilbility: (my sad sad life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-17 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[ He is calling the police and telling them there is a body at hotel xxx. Poor Jovan.]

I believe that will scare off the tourists too.
senseandcecilbility: (doubt)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-18 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He met the FBI! They had guns and can be truly scary.]

Why do I have the impression they would be the wrong kind of tourists?
senseandcecilbility: (my sad sad life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-19 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
That is quite true. I would enjoy getting my normal life back.

[Or as normal as life can be in Vegas.]
senseandcecilbility: (what is my life)

[personal profile] senseandcecilbility 2014-08-21 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the exact truth he doesn't want to hear.]

There is...There is always hope, I think.

[And yet such hope becomes weaker and weaker every day.]