text; shakily handwritten on one of those hotel notepads with a leaky pen

[moreweaponsthanyou]

first thing first, what's the date and time?

SECOND: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU SEE AN ODD LOOKING MACHINE WITH A STRANGE GLOWING SYMBOL AND LOTS OF INVITING BUTTONS DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE URGE TO TOUCH SAID MACHINE. IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING.

so much trauma. and near death by drowning.

BEFORE I FORGET SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS; THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE POOL. damnit i think i recognize that face too. it's the guy who was screaming about cultists getting him a couple days ago.

thunder corp owes me a new phone, pretty sure mine is dead. ALSO BY DROWNING.

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[abhero]

everyone knows you shouldn't push mysterious glowing buttons don't you watch movies
anyway wtf happened to you
and did ghost dick guy get murdered

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I was curious okay!

got taken somewhere...it's all pitch black, can't see a thing. that would have been okay, but you can't FEEL anything there either, not even your own hands and legs.

...ghost dick guy?

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[abhero]

and now you're in a pool w/ a body
ok

yeah ghost dick guy idk his name but when we met he had a ghost w/ a giant dick following him it was really weird

[And so not important now, but Emil tends to ramble when he's panicked.]

are you SURE he's dead maybe he's just unconscious

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Yup. Dead body. Floating face down in the water. Not moving. Obvious conclusion is that he's dead.

[Fil doesn't get the rest of Emil's ramblings so he's ignoring it for now.]

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[abhero]

fuck

[Not that he knew Jovan enough to really care but still. It sucks when it's someone you've met.]

anyone call the cops yet??? we know who did it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

fbi's coming. well yeah we all THINK we know who did it, but no proof.

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[abhero]

we have his post who else can it be but these nutjobs
there are fbi agents on the network right they can tell the rest

[moreweaponsthanyou]

someone might be setting them up? I don't know. It's just too easy. Things are never that easy.

[abhero]

so they kidnapped him and someone else killed him
and what about the hotel lady you think that's also a set up??

[moreweaponsthanyou]

maybe? Someone could be playing a long game here!

1/2

[abhero]

or maybe there's no conspiracy and the cultists are really just FUCKING INSANE

and thirty seconds later

[abhero]

or maybe there IS a conspiracy but it's a cult conspiracy
lots of people are up to sketchy shit but that doesn't mean the cultists aren't behind THIS particular sketchy shit
on account of being fucking insane

[moreweaponsthanyou]

so in conclusion...cultists are 'fucking insane'.

[abhero]

yeah i think that sums it up