Eri Ampora (Eridan Ampora) (
yerawizarderi) wrote in
savetheearth2014-07-27 01:13 am
7th ♒ Video
[The feed clicks on and it shows none other than Eri Ampora. He takes his time staring into the feed, not exactly looking sure of himself, or at all comfortable. He shifts in his seat, before folding his arms over his chest. Eventually, he huffs, looking off to the side. Whatever he has to say, it isn't easy.]
In light a all the attacks goin' on to those far less fortunate than I, an' are you ewer less fortunate...
[Another uncomfortable shift, but he seems set on saying whatever it is he has to say.]
I'd like to extend a offer - charity to the wictims of the Mafia attacks. I feel, seein' as we're all in this together... No matter how shitty some of you are...
[Octavia... Alan... etc....]
We're on the same team, an' therefor I ought to take a more actiwe role in this whole--[a circular hand motion]--thing.
[He almost sounds defeated saying that, like someone is forcing him, but surprisingly to probably most, that's not the case here!]
If you're needin' some allowance to get by, I suppose I can help a handful a you there. An' I guess if some of you'we lost your home and are otherwise street bound... I could offer you lodging, so long as you ain't fuckin' smelly or dirty, I'we my limits.
[He pauses for a good few seconds, shrugging with a long suffering sigh.]
So speak the fuck up while I'm in this generous mood, unless you fancy eatin' outta trashcans.
In light a all the attacks goin' on to those far less fortunate than I, an' are you ewer less fortunate...
[Another uncomfortable shift, but he seems set on saying whatever it is he has to say.]
I'd like to extend a offer - charity to the wictims of the Mafia attacks. I feel, seein' as we're all in this together... No matter how shitty some of you are...
[Octavia... Alan... etc....]
We're on the same team, an' therefor I ought to take a more actiwe role in this whole--[a circular hand motion]--thing.
[He almost sounds defeated saying that, like someone is forcing him, but surprisingly to probably most, that's not the case here!]
If you're needin' some allowance to get by, I suppose I can help a handful a you there. An' I guess if some of you'we lost your home and are otherwise street bound... I could offer you lodging, so long as you ain't fuckin' smelly or dirty, I'we my limits.
[He pauses for a good few seconds, shrugging with a long suffering sigh.]
So speak the fuck up while I'm in this generous mood, unless you fancy eatin' outta trashcans.

[Video]
What Anthony bounces back however is a somewhat cracking:]
Excuse me -- ?!
[Video]
[ROLLING HIS EYES.]
That's the problem with you poor people, you newer think to take adwantage of what opportunities you got. There's a fuckin' reason you're on the bottom of the monetary food-chain. God.
[Video]
-- Couldn't take that - I uhmmmm. [Shakes his head - off center of the feed.] ...Cons - considering I've been in hiding...!
[Creaking and thinning. He's unsure if that sounded quite right to bring across that it's not remotely like he's talking around considering it.]
[Video]
[He shrugs. He couldn't understand looking like that, if his PERFECT appearance was so marred, he'd probably off himself. Okay, probably not, but still.]
Good to know you got the right mind to hide your ugliness, sparin' people from the sight a you and suchlike.
[Video]
[His posture's knocked to drop. One part unhappily awkward and another deeply unsure, another point on which he wasn't sure if he was supposed to take that seriously.]
...I suppose. So...?
[That was not the original point. It's not even the root of the current one, but...?]