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[The feed clicks on and it shows none other than Eri Ampora. He takes his time staring into the feed, not exactly looking sure of himself, or at all comfortable. He shifts in his seat, before folding his arms over his chest. Eventually, he huffs, looking off to the side. Whatever he has to say, it isn't easy.]

In light a all the attacks goin' on to those far less fortunate than I, an' are you ewer less fortunate...

[Another uncomfortable shift, but he seems set on saying whatever it is he has to say.]

I'd like to extend a offer - charity to the wictims of the Mafia attacks. I feel, seein' as we're all in this together... No matter how shitty some of you are...

[Octavia... Alan... etc....]

We're on the same team, an' therefor I ought to take a more actiwe role in this whole--[a circular hand motion]--thing.

[He almost sounds defeated saying that, like someone is forcing him, but surprisingly to probably most, that's not the case here!]

If you're needin' some allowance to get by, I suppose I can help a handful a you there. An' I guess if some of you'we lost your home and are otherwise street bound... I could offer you lodging, so long as you ain't fuckin' smelly or dirty, I'we my limits.

[He pauses for a good few seconds, shrugging with a long suffering sigh.]

So speak the fuck up while I'm in this generous mood, unless you fancy eatin' outta trashcans.

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yeah I dont need your charity Octavia can help me with the money shit and Ive already got a place to stay. which is good because theres no way in hell Id want to stay with you.

wwoww i wwasnt offerin this to you i fuckin KNOWW tavv has you covvered
and besides it aint like id be able to stand you that long nor wwould you be grateful ANYWWAY

ok good so were clear on that.

crystal

so you figure out anythin about your little suicide mission towwards infiltratin the mafia or are you still wwithout a plan entirely
not that im pushin for it to happen any sooner or wwhatevver just wwantin to knoww a ballpark time i should be gettin prepared for this is all

its not a suicide mission. Im not planning to die. and no I dont have anything yet. did you seriously think I was going to come up with a plan to take down a major crime organisation in under a week. its flattering and all but Im not actually that amazing. this is going to take a long time.

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Are you for fucking real right now.

of course i am!
WWHAT dont think i can be generous or suchlike
wwell ill let you knoww i can in FACT be fuckin generous as FUCK

Only if you can 8e generous PU8LICALLY and have people lining up to 8e all like "ooh Eri ooh give me money please let me de8ase myself in front of you ooh."
It is so o8vious! You are powertripping on this shit.
Kind of distasteful! And cheap. And tacky!

WWOWW fuck off that AINT wwhy im doin this
think you might be projectin a little my intentions are entirely NOBLE

[wwhat a liar.]

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Wow. Does your altruism and nobility know no bounds. You are truly the most gracious and giving of humanitarians. We've got the next goddamned Mother Theresa up in here. Unless you smell, apparently. I mean I guess we can all understand just how terrible that would be for you to endure. Dealing with a homeless person. Just wow. I mean an allowance! And if they're really good will you consider extending curfew too?

wwoww are you tryin to fuckin sass me right noww cuz im in the fuckin mood to just ignore wwhatevver hogwwash BULLSHIT is slung my wway wwhen im bein MAGNANIMOUS as fuck
if my offer offends you SO MUCH then movve the fuck along i aint talkin to you you pleb

You're a real piece of work, you know that? I think the fairy's got you all figured out. All talk and hot air, not a damn bit of substance. Unless you count throwing a little bit of money or your special brand of 'magnanimity' which basically amounts to 'well the Mafia's killed your family/trashed your homes/maybe nearly or did kill you I guess I can help a little.' 'Bout as little as fucking possible if you ask me. 'Course you had to get the homeless dig in there, didn't you?

oh sod OFF
wwhat is your problem are you homeless or somethin
and wwhat do you suggest i DO i cant bring people back from the fuckin dead i aint talented in any healin abilities or any such shit like that
im offerin some financial covverage and shelter to those wwho otherwwise aint got the support to help them allevviate some stress in their time a need
BUT APPARENTLY THAT AINT GOOD ENOUGH
so wwhat do you SUGGEST I DO SINCE YOU SEEM TO KNOWW BETTER THAN ME HMMMM?!

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wow. it's nice to know you're offering help

[is her sarcasm reaching through]

i thought it wwould be

[Sarcasm??? What sarcasm???]

really it's nice to know you care

[Now?]

im just a carin sort a dude

[Nope!]

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You probably could've phrased all of that in a much less condescending way, but. If you mean it, that'd actually be... kind of decent of you.

Considerin' all the sass I'm gettin', I guess you're right.

[SIGH.]

And I DO mean it. I wouldn't be adwertisin' this if I didn't. It'd be a waste a my precious time.

It's not as if you've done nothing to deserve it... people are just going to expect the worst of you every time.

Glad you mean it, though. I hope you can help some people.

Okay I don't care what I'we done in the past, that literally doesn't matter right now. People just need to get ower it, ain't like anyone has been the nicest to me, and do I hold it against them?

[Yes. Yes you do.]

Yeah, well, whatewer. If they need the help an' are too stubborn to say anythin', ain't on me.

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[Well. Charity, indeed. Offered specifically to those under attack, but it's an offer to spare things. Ends with a "speak now or forever hold your peace", consider this a practice at doing just that while he's got sort of a plan in his mind that asking here could prove prudent in...

Cuts in edgewise with a certain excess of vibration.] -- Uhmm.

How - how-how-how much are you willing to -- uh. Spare -- ...? [Breaks and peters off creaking.

Quick:]

Sorry, sorry, I uhmm. -- Haven't - haven't been attacked, I'm just - I'm just wondering, if --

[He's simultaneously cursing himself for backpedaling and for asking in the first place but well now that he's gone and done both, he figures he'll get whatever he's earned there. Very much cringing down.]

[What the fuck is he looking at here. He almost yes at the dude for replying/asking when he isn't one under attack, but his appearance catches Eri off guard completely.]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Is he... decaying? IT almost looks like it. WWOWW.]

If--uh, fuck. If you ain't bein' attacked, then what I'm willin' to spare don't apply to you--whatewer you are.

[Consider that one jarring strike...

That deserves another. He is wound down specifically to figuratively spring off but no, see how long you can hold out, for God's sake - muttering along off to halts, blends, and dead-stops to catch some superficial amount of ground, cringing.] -- I'm a zombie...! 'Mm sorry -

[That's not holding out at all, try, curse it!]

- I-I-I mean I thought it was worth asking, I don't -- have any money. Or a job, umm. On uh -- due to my, uhmm.

[It's more than his looks and it irks him when people say "condition", and the one to whom he's speaking probably does not want to hear it. Aye, again waiting for so-to-speak punishment.]

[He stares at him, obvious distaste tinting his expression. His eyebrows raised while furrowed a bit, his nose scrunching a little as he's taking in the view of the guy. It's a pity, really. Eridan may have violet blood and gills, but that's highly preferable to... being a zombie.]

... You'd make one hell of a killin' as a sideshow freak, ewer consider that?

[Eri is not one for tact or sympathy, sorry Anthony.]

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