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[goldenguitar]

[Pierce shows up on the network, still with red hair, and looking kind of... frustrated. He is observing the camera with a frown, head propped up on his hands which are... gloved?]

So, I would like to submit myself in the running for most obnoxious echo ever.

[He, very gingerly, pulls off a glove, picking up random objects around his desk as he keeps talking.]

By the way, I don’t really plan on making posts on here all the time. This is just super shitty timing. Also, if I can get any tips on how to break this to parents, that would be awesome. There’s only so long I can pretend I’m high enough to think I need gloves that my folks will believe.

Oh, and one more thing-- a-ha. [Pierce holds up an apple, and from the tips of his fingers spread a sheen of gold, enveloping the apple within moments.]

I figured out what I hate Greek mythology.

[He sighs, pulling the glove back on and frowning down at his creation.] ...Anybody want a golden apple? [Any reference to the fairest of them all or giant wooden horses will totally be lost on him.]

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[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

[Sheila's wearing long sleeves and gloves, herself.]

Welcome to the club. Though I gotta hand it to you, kid... that's worse than my "condition." [She uses air quotes]

[Audio]

[smalltimer]

So what would ya do if your gloves turned to gold?

[This might be an opposite way of asking "heck, who's complaining?"]

[evowhisperer]

Is that an actual solid gold apple, now?

[Video]

[nascondo]

[Ding ding ding, Greek Mythology, definitely pertains to his interests.]

I know that myth. But wasn't King Midas the one "blessed" with that?

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[knights_king]

Myths and legends can go fuck themselves, huh?

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[arrowpoint]

...That's actually pretty cool, man.

Voice.

[flamberge]

[Ah, why if it isn't a famliar face! Cue worry from Karl's end upon seeing Pierce on here. Adding yet another kid to protect due to Number's Club involvement. None of this worry can be seen when Karl replies, though.]

I'd advise against giving golden apples away so carelessly given what happened to the last man who'd done so.

[Good old Trojan War. Joking now done, time to focus on the important part of this little post.]

As for breaking it in to your parents, neither is likely to care much past concern about your own well-being.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[holy shit]

Greek mythology as in...Ging Midas' golden touch?

How are you able to eat anything?