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[goldenguitar]

[Pierce shows up on the network, still with red hair, and looking kind of... frustrated. He is observing the camera with a frown, head propped up on his hands which are... gloved?]

So, I would like to submit myself in the running for most obnoxious echo ever.

[He, very gingerly, pulls off a glove, picking up random objects around his desk as he keeps talking.]

By the way, I don’t really plan on making posts on here all the time. This is just super shitty timing. Also, if I can get any tips on how to break this to parents, that would be awesome. There’s only so long I can pretend I’m high enough to think I need gloves that my folks will believe.

Oh, and one more thing-- a-ha. [Pierce holds up an apple, and from the tips of his fingers spread a sheen of gold, enveloping the apple within moments.]

I figured out what I hate Greek mythology.

[He sighs, pulling the glove back on and frowning down at his creation.] ...Anybody want a golden apple? [Any reference to the fairest of them all or giant wooden horses will totally be lost on him.]

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[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

[Sorry, she might be a tiny bit a teacher.]

Is it just your hands, or is it skin contact in general?

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

[fuck noooo.]

Haven't figured that out yet. It's only some of the time and I don't always notice immediately.

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Lame. At least the ol' blasters are useful.

[Her eyes light up]

Although! I do know a few of those places that buy and sell gold...

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

That could be nice. If I can explain why they're in weird-ass shapes.

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Like they care.

But if you're really worried, just get some costume jewelry and change that.

[She's putting way too much thought into this, for a teacher.]

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

[she really is.]

I guess that would work. [he doesn't know how he feels about this.]

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Of course it'd work. Easy peasy.

Might as well find a silver - or, heh, gold - lining, am I right?

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

[Ok, that cracks a grin out of him.] Guess we just gotta make it work for us, huh?

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Hey, who doesn't need extra cash these days, right? And it's not like you're cheating them, so long as that's real gold. Win-win, if you ask me.

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

Have to be careful, though, or I might single handedly drop gold prices.

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Huh. Whaddaya know. Someone's actually paying attention in economics.

[She does actually look a little surprised. And pleased.]

[Video]

[goldenguitar]

Don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to uphold. [....also he only vaguely knows what she's referring to.]

[Video]

[greenisthenewblack]

Uh-huh. My lips are sealed. Promise.