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[abhero]

i’m fucking sick of this echo bullshit
FUCKING SICK
this crap got me FIRED today and now i have to explain it to mom and find something else
any suggestions for a 16 yr old that don’t include constantly dealing w/people
i don’t think i should do customer service anymore
god i HATE this personality rewriting shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT JFC IT’S RUINING MY LIFE

[Guess who echoed back an explosive temper that got him into a screaming match with a particularly rude customer. Turns out bosses don’t appreciate workers who call customers “you stupid fucking asshole” and throw their groceries on the floor.]

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[abhero]

[That hits the nail right on the head. Emil remembered how people treated his other self, and he didn't need lynch mobs in this life, too. If anyone ever finds out he is actually a monster...]

yeah

[And that's all he has to say. Just thinking about it makes him uncomfortable, so - deflection!]

so you're keeping it a secret too huh

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Considering I live in Vegas, not doing that would be pretty stupid.

... Also, I just got on this network and my only echo was a memory of chorus class, so I don't even have the powers to prove it even if I wanted to go public.

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[abhero]

oh
chorus class sounds surprisingly underwhelming

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Yeah. Like, what's even the point of having me get stuff from my past life if it's something like that?

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[abhero]

don't ask me i don't have a single normal memory and most of them are also rly dumb

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... What exactly do you mean by 'dumb'?

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[abhero]

ok so past me was a hero fighting monsters and he traveled around w/ a party
i remember him stopping mid fight to vandalize a teammate’s hat and then he and the monsters forgot their differences bc they were all laughing at that teammate

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... Wow. That's pretty ridiculous.

I mean, it's enough that if it didn't sound so stupid I'd be thinking that you were messing with me.

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[abhero]

i have proof
check this out
that's the guy and his hat says "penis mask"

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... Wow. That's... that sure does say "penis mask" on it.

[ What the heck? Who the... why? Why? ]

I'd hate to be the person who got that back...

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[abhero]

yeah funny isn't it
he probably washed it off tho so now it looks slightly less dumb

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Unless you echo back the urge to vandalize it again, you mean?/span>

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[abhero]

lmao i guess but it's not like he actually wears it

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

He's too embarrassed by what was scribbled on it? I mean, not that I can blame him, but it's not like it still says it anymore, right?

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[abhero]

ofc he was embarrassed it says PENIS MASK ffs but yeah he cleaned it off
it's more like he doesn't wear it bc it's a lime conductor hat w/ his name of it you can't just go outside wearing it it looks rly dumb

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

He seemed to be pretty happy about it when he first got it? That post made it seem like he wasn't the type of person to really care about that.

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[abhero]

that's bc he's a nerd w/ no taste srsly look at that thing it looks like a chimney
anyway w/e the reason he didn't wear it ever since at least i didn't see him wear it

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... Yeah. Okay, I can't really argue with him having no taste. That hat does look pretty ridiculous.

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[abhero]

lmao it really is it even has his other self's name AND initials on it like he's too stupid to remember
also important question this hat is cool right???

[Please focus on the awesome pointy hat Emil's wearing in that video, Linda, and ignore the stupid petty argument in the comments.]

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Honestly, it really doesn't look all that much cooler. But you do get points for it being slightly less stupid looking.

[ Also, clearly both of them in the video were idiots, going by what she was seeing with the argument. ]

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[abhero]

NO WAY IT'S TOTALLY COOL come on it has a feather and everything!!! it looks dashing!!!!!

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[abhero]

but ok w/e as long as russel's is dumber

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... You're really found of that hat, aren't you?

[abhero]

well yeah other me was a weirdo but he had cool stuff

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Like what?

[ And of course, were they all "cool" like his hat? That was probably the more important question. ]