[Video]

[pianistofraielin]

[Hello everyone meet Russel. He is that energetic blond high schooler that you all know and love, and he is coming to you today from his bedroom, which is very green, and also plastered with anime posters, band posters, and Locke City Leprechauns paraphernalia (ie Locke City's tragically underappreciated NFL team).]

[He is also wearing a rather ridiculous hat (and a colour reference), and he looks super pleased about it. However, right now it looks more like this, with Japanese written on it in black marker.]

Hey, you guys, check it out! I got back my heroing hat and it is awesome! It's got my hero name on it and everything!

Can anyone tell me what it says, though? It looks like Japanese but I can't read any. I bet it says something super cool!


[it is Japanese.]

[and it says "Penis Mask".]

Comments

[not_good_not_wicked]

[peering]

Still working on my Japanese but...

mask...uh...Hang on I got this...

[pianistofraielin]

['mask' is kind of a weird thing to say when it's a hat...]

That's kamen right?

[he pulls the hat off to squint at the characters, like he'll suddenly be able to read a word just because he knows it's there]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yeah, Kamen. And the other one is...

...pfft-

[And then there was hyena laughter.]

[earnedmystripes]

[...]

[...]

[.....]

[And he thought his echoed-back suit was embarrassing.]

You don't wanna know. Trust me.

[pianistofraielin]

[no, don't say that, that just makes him more curious!]

Why?

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[abhero]

[Emil doesn't know Japanese. Judging by the comment above him, it's something embarrassing but he doesn't think about it too much. Not when there are more obvious things to laugh at.

He also received a hat - an awesome pointy one with a jewel and a feather, super stylish - and he's wearing it right now so everyone will know who has the superior headwear.]

Oh man it's even worse than I thought, I didn't remember you wrote your name on it! And your initials! How stupid are you?!

[pianistofraielin]

SHUT UP! Don't you know having your initials on your superhero costume is a time-honoured tradition!?

You're one to talk, your hat makes you look like you're supposed to be getting burned at the stake!

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[alilyinthemoonslight]

[...]

Oh, Russel...

[Guess who can read that?]

I'm so sorry.

[pianistofraielin]

[THAT REACTION...]

[sinking feeling...]

Wh...what? Why?

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[shiromadoushi]

Miiiight want to get that marker cleaned off it if you can.

Just saying

[pianistofraielin]

[oh no these reactions, NOT WHAT HE WAS HOPING FOR...]

Why? [the word is drawn out kind of hesitantly, like he's not quite sure he wants to ask.]

[lackinginfaith]

Heroing hat.

[pianistofraielin]

Heroing hat!!

[he is very serious about this, Kari.]

[Audio]

[charcoalfeather]

[Nope, not showing her face. It's too red.]

Heh, uh, you should wash that off. Like, quickly.

[pianistofraielin]

Oh god why won't anyone just tell me what it says?!

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[eras]

"penis mask"

[ LAUGHING IN HER BEDROOM TBH... ]

1/?

[pianistofraielin]

[OH.]

[THAT'S WHY.]

[pianistofraielin]

WHAT

[pianistofraielin]

NO WAY, THAT CAN'T BE WHAT IT SAYS!

[pianistofraielin]

I MEAN WHY WOULD IT SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO OF LOVE

[pianistofraielin]

[........the worst realization]

[pianistofraielin]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

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[pianistofraielin]

[just. OTL. head on his desk.]

[he's done, this is the worst, why does destiny hate him so much]

[video]

[loveyoubaby]

[haaang on this Japanese dude has to stop and LAUGH HIS ASS OFF AT YOU]

Oh my God, please wear that hat everywhere you go. Please.

[pianistofraielin]

[WOW SUPER RUDE]

TOO LATE I ALREADY KNOW, WHY IS EVERYONE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON?!