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[abhero]

i’m fucking sick of this echo bullshit
FUCKING SICK
this crap got me FIRED today and now i have to explain it to mom and find something else
any suggestions for a 16 yr old that don’t include constantly dealing w/people
i don’t think i should do customer service anymore
god i HATE this personality rewriting shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT JFC IT’S RUINING MY LIFE

[Guess who echoed back an explosive temper that got him into a screaming match with a particularly rude customer. Turns out bosses don’t appreciate workers who call customers “you stupid fucking asshole” and throw their groceries on the floor.]

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Unless you echo back the urge to vandalize it again, you mean?/span>

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[abhero]

lmao i guess but it's not like he actually wears it

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

He's too embarrassed by what was scribbled on it? I mean, not that I can blame him, but it's not like it still says it anymore, right?

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[abhero]

ofc he was embarrassed it says PENIS MASK ffs but yeah he cleaned it off
it's more like he doesn't wear it bc it's a lime conductor hat w/ his name of it you can't just go outside wearing it it looks rly dumb

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

He seemed to be pretty happy about it when he first got it? That post made it seem like he wasn't the type of person to really care about that.

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[abhero]

that's bc he's a nerd w/ no taste srsly look at that thing it looks like a chimney
anyway w/e the reason he didn't wear it ever since at least i didn't see him wear it

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... Yeah. Okay, I can't really argue with him having no taste. That hat does look pretty ridiculous.

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[abhero]

lmao it really is it even has his other self's name AND initials on it like he's too stupid to remember
also important question this hat is cool right???

[Please focus on the awesome pointy hat Emil's wearing in that video, Linda, and ignore the stupid petty argument in the comments.]

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Honestly, it really doesn't look all that much cooler. But you do get points for it being slightly less stupid looking.

[ Also, clearly both of them in the video were idiots, going by what she was seeing with the argument. ]

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[abhero]

NO WAY IT'S TOTALLY COOL come on it has a feather and everything!!! it looks dashing!!!!!

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[abhero]

but ok w/e as long as russel's is dumber

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... You're really found of that hat, aren't you?

[abhero]

well yeah other me was a weirdo but he had cool stuff

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Like what?

[ And of course, were they all "cool" like his hat? That was probably the more important question. ]

[abhero]

a giant magical violin
and a badass cape

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Did that violin do more than just play music? I mean, you did mention it was magical, so I'm assuming it probably does. But what did it do besides that?

[abhero]

well the music is magical
and it sounds rly rly good w/o tuning or anything and i think it likes me

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

... It likes you? What do you mean by that?

[ Magical music made enough sense that she didn't feel the need to mention it again. But... an instrument liking him? That was odd. ]

[abhero]

playing it just feels right??? i can play magical music on any instrument but it works better w/ the violin and if anyone else tries to play it it sounds rly bad

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Wow. That really is weird.

Though I guess it probably comes in handy, having something that only works for you.

[abhero]

yeah i guess even tho idk who else would want to play a giant violin in the first place

[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

I'm sure that there's someone else on this world who'd want to use it. Probably quite a few someones actually.

Though how they'll find out about it is a different question, I guess.