(1) Computer Text Freakout

[dorkytracksuit]

Holy shit. This is not a hallucination anymore, this is some REAL SERIOUS SHIT! That kid is dead! And we can't even trust anyone or do anything to help.

Those animals... How have they not made the news yet? Is the media in on this too?

About five of those freaky things broke in here earlier and wrecked some of my stuff before I could chase them off. They started to turn on me when I tried. They are turning vicious. They are starting to attack people and after what's just happened I think we need to be the ones to do something about it.

I don't know what, but they are just small animals. They all ran off when I chased them out of here after a bit. Should we go after them? It just seems wrong.

This is all so messed up.

Comments

[horrorterribubble]

yes :D

[dorkytracksuit]

At least I will have died for something important. Protecting the people of this city from human handed raccoons.

[horrorterribubble]

ok well i honestly can't fuckin parse whether you're joking or not but spoilerz: i'm not gunna kill you

not right now anyway

even if you are apparently grade a loonybins

[dorkytracksuit]

It would have been funnier if you said frootloops.

[horrorterribubble]

why's that smart guy?

[dorkytracksuit]

Because innocuous brand names being used as an insult is funnier than made up words that just sound weird. That's a fact of nature.

[horrorterribubble]

man you keep this up kid and i'm gunna have to change your moniker cause damn that's some weak ass shit :\

[dorkytracksuit]

So can you or can't you take a joke? It feels like you keep going back and forth on that decision.

[horrorterribubble]

i can take jokes fine that are actually funny

seems like you're struggling on that part

[dorkytracksuit]

gimme your e-mail or something. we should coordinate this.

[horrorterribubble]

heheheh

wanna give me your digits?

[dorkytracksuit]

on an unprotected medium like this?

[horrorterribubble]

what like the medium that basically exists nowhere but in our heads???

[dorkytracksuit]

You don't know that

[horrorterribubble]

do it privately then

private

[dorkytracksuit]

did that work?

Re: private

[horrorterribubble]

yesss

hey there

now give me your phone number

private

[dorkytracksuit]

and why don't you give me yours?

private

[horrorterribubble]

cause

i asked first

Re: private

[dorkytracksuit]

No. I asked YOU first.

private

[horrorterribubble]

you asked me for my email first then i asked you for your digits first

face the facts yo

email ain't happenin here

Re: private

[dorkytracksuit]

It's harder to track an e-mail than a phone number.

private

[horrorterribubble]

don't care give me your phone number and i'll give you mine

we can text and shit it'll be boss

Re: private

[dorkytracksuit]

ugh!

555-222-2222

phone text

[horrorterribubble]

[a few minutes later he will get a beep beep on his phone from 555-468-6262]

sup?