(1) Computer Text Freakout

[dorkytracksuit]

Holy shit. This is not a hallucination anymore, this is some REAL SERIOUS SHIT! That kid is dead! And we can't even trust anyone or do anything to help.

Those animals... How have they not made the news yet? Is the media in on this too?

About five of those freaky things broke in here earlier and wrecked some of my stuff before I could chase them off. They started to turn on me when I tried. They are turning vicious. They are starting to attack people and after what's just happened I think we need to be the ones to do something about it.

I don't know what, but they are just small animals. They all ran off when I chased them out of here after a bit. Should we go after them? It just seems wrong.

This is all so messed up.

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[horrorterribubble]

look i'm kind of surprised you chumps ever thought that there'd be anyone else we could turn to with this

gotta be some reason that it's us and not some other joker

[dorkytracksuit]

You assume too much.

[horrorterribubble]

you avoid too much you fuckin crackhead

like i dunno

responsibility for your own shit

[dorkytracksuit]

What does that even mean? Who talks like that.

[horrorterribubble]

golly maybe someone who ain't so overwhelmed with climbin up their own butthole that they can process what's going on around them

wake up sleepy head life is coming and people are dying

[dorkytracksuit]

Yes, thanks, I was immediately made aware of that just a moment ago. The question is, what are we going to do about it?

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[professorwolf]

I have attempted chasing down those animals. As soon as you catch one, they become normal again. Then some very small creatures that look like tiny black humans with fur come out. They are rather harder to catch.

[dorkytracksuit]

What else are we supposed to do?

[horrorterribubble]

i say we go huntin

[dorkytracksuit]

You're going to show up and murder me aren't you.

[professorwolf]

Even if we hunt the animals, they can't tell us anything. Even the small creatures who cause the mutations do not talk. We need to find out more about what those men said. This snake, their plans, where they were holding Paul. I'm going to see if I can get closer to any of them, first.

[dorkytracksuit]

That sounds too dangerous.

[horrorterribubble]

yes :D

[professorwolf]

That boy was my student. I do not give a shit if it is dangerous. If you want to chase down helpless animals that will tell you nothing, be my guest.

[dorkytracksuit]

At least I will have died for something important. Protecting the people of this city from human handed raccoons.

[dorkytracksuit]

I'm not trying to stop you. I want to help if I can. I'm just concerned that you maybe are not thinking things through. More dead people helps no one.

[horrorterribubble]

ok well i honestly can't fuckin parse whether you're joking or not but spoilerz: i'm not gunna kill you

not right now anyway

even if you are apparently grade a loonybins

[dorkytracksuit]

It would have been funnier if you said frootloops.

[horrorterribubble]

why's that smart guy?

[professorwolf]

I am thinking, I assure you. I am not planning on confronting anyone at this point. There needs to be reconnaissance first. I merely want to put myself into the same room as one of them, for now. I have an enhanced sense of smell, like a dog or a hyena or stronger, and I want to see if I can pick up any smell like what comes off of those animals on them.

Also, if I can get a scent and memorize it, I can perhaps track them to see where they go.

If you have any suggestions for how I might get close to any of these named individuals, I am quite willing to take advice.

[dorkytracksuit]

Because innocuous brand names being used as an insult is funnier than made up words that just sound weird. That's a fact of nature.

[dorkytracksuit]

...I feel uncomfortable saying it. Especially on a medium like this that isn't secure. But, I may be able to get that information to you.

[professorwolf]

[Have a biology teacher who is sitting up and paying attention, Dave.]

I would be happy to speak in person or on the phone, as you like.

[horrorterribubble]

man you keep this up kid and i'm gunna have to change your moniker cause damn that's some weak ass shit :\

[dorkytracksuit]

email bagend@hellokitty.com its a dummy account.
I'll give you more details after that once I've set up a secure connection.