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Brooke Reynolds ([personal profile] somesayinfire) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-04-06 03:04 pm

nine sick, disgusting thoughts | text

Holy crap, this month has been busy. I don't even have any poorly tasting mortician jokes to throw at you, numbers club. That's how you know it's been rough.

I guess we're not so secret anymore? I don't even know. I'm trying to keep my status as a member of this thing secret since I still work for the city and all. Not like it's been easy with all these FBI agents swarming around. I'm lucky nobody's tried running me through one of those full-body scans, huh? That'd be a huge red light.

Speaking of huge lights, if you're new to the numbers club, hi! My name's Brooke. I'm a mortician. Most of my work is on the up-and-up, but if past you was undead or anything like that, I can definitely try to help. Things keep going this way and it might be all I do. Anyway, look, sorry I've been gone for so long and sorry I couldn't help much in that big fight. I'm just... glad that I didn't recognize any of the decedents.

voice.

[personal profile] ex_extraordinary330 2014-04-12 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah- you don't have to apologize. I like hearing about other people's lives around here, makes it a little easier to know what to expect. If I can even expect anything at all.

So you've got parameters as to what kinda earth you can move.