[Video || Cat food tray] And now for something completely different.

[sacrifice_everything]

[The first thing that appears is a nose, since that's what she's using to make her numbers. Her nose and a whole lot of kitty kibble, all arranged into little piles on her tray. And now that they're all in line, viewers are treated to a curious Russian blue, ears high up on her head with interest.

Unfortunately, though, she doesn't quite know what to do with this little portal she's created. Other than to stare and meow. And groom herself. And paw at the little screen... and groom herself a bit more.

This has been a very important message from Regina the cat.]

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[sacrifice_everything]

[This gives her pawse pause. How does she give her name? Hmmm...

After a bit of thought, she starts trying to pull her food bowl closer so Cinderella can see it. Stand by, for it takes about ten minutes to get it in position and she accidentally scatters the food making up her numbers twice. When it's finally in position, "egina" can mostly be made out, as long as she can read upside-down-squished-english-from-below.]

[destinedforrock]

[It is not at all that she doesn't appreciate the effort - but this whole matter that surfaces every single time, it seems, she tries to talk to the rest of the network is getting increasingly embarrassing and exasperating.

Head sags, voice flat.]

I can't read.

[sacrifice_everything]

[Her whiskers sag. Well, she can't either, aside from her own name and her sister's. But it's still disappointing that what she thought was a brilliant plan turned out to have failed miserably.]

Mrrrrrrh. [The most disappointed meow ever.]