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[it's either very late at night or very early in the morning depending on how you look at things. shou - as usual - is up because either he didn't got to bed yet, or he just decided not to sleep and instead work out. For now, he has a pressing matter to get off his mind since that incident with Wise Snake.]

Since we're sharing and asking if everyone's fine, I figured I'll join in.

I'm fine. My car is not. My horse is fine too and she got some extra treats for her troubles.

Shawarma is the best after a battle food outside of pizza but pizza was three blocks away and I didn't want to walk that far.

Oh. And I guess my other was married.

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None? That not only unambitious, it's practically inhuman.

Well, I do wanna try a threesome with twins from every country but that's a little ambitious.

How is that not a goal?

[laughs]

It's not something that most people would consider a worthy goal.

From a strictly reproductive standpoint, it's actually a very worthy goal. Of all those twins, you're bound to get some of them pregnant, and it ensures the presence of your genetic material in various locations worldwide... also reducing the chances of accidental incest.

[he chokes for a second because dang it, he's careful and noes he doesn't like thinking about accidents like that.]

I'm not thinking of kids here!

Clearly... you'd be well out of the picture by the time it became an issue anyway, and you'd probably not be using your real name. It wouldn't be your problem.

[So. So ethical. :| ]

I've been using my real name! [he's has had a lot of lovers since he discovered girls and he is usually pretty careful but still...]

I'm too tired to think of the ethics of this kind of shit.

How many lovers have you had? It's possible you're already a parent, isn't it? What if someone contacted you?

Uuh... I haven't kept track. [mental flailing since he was twelve when sex started to be interesting instead of gross.]

I would hear about it if they tried. I'm pretty sure of it.

[When L was 12, chess was all there was. And now that he's 25... it's... still pretty much like that, only now it's detective work.]

They have contact information? How close are you to your goal? That is, how many sets of twins have you...?

It's not like it's hard to look me up. [because while his name might be common, his face wasn't and his parents and family are all over the place.]

Well. I guess it's been ten sets of twins, except here. I think I've dated about four of five sets in various states here.

And I don't just stick to twins.

But for the twin count, do they have to be identical?

Identical is ideal, but no.

Do they both have to be female?

Do they..? Not really, but sometimes that can be a lot more awkward.

I can imagine.

[He can't, really. :| ]

What if both of them were men? Would that be even more awkward?

Have you even had sex before?

Nah, I'm not that much into men unless they're really interesting.

That's kind of a personal question... but no, I haven't.

What makes a person interesting, that way?

[he was wondering about all the questions concerning his sex life after all.]

I can't really explain it. Some people just turn me on and others don't.

But the ones that turn you on must have something in common...

Sometimes it's the way they smile. Sometimes it's the way they laugh. Sometimes it's the way they smell. I don't have just one thing.

I guess that makes sense.

How many years do you think it'll take you to sleep with that many people?

I'm not sure? It's not like I have a regular clockwork timer on my sex drive.

But you do. It's a refractory period, isn't it?

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