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[thebartech]

[Okay, Numbers Club. He's found this Network, he miraculously figured out how to scroll on a countertop, he's read posts and the FAQ. Only one thing left to say, really.]



So. Aliens huh.

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[youngestone]

yep.

wait are you talking about the people turning into aliens or the fact that we're probably due for an alien invasion soon?

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[thebartech]

Meant the second one, didn't know the first one was happening.

Weird start to the week.

[synonymouswithdookie]

WHAT AGAIN

WHO'S AN ALIEN THIS TIME

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[thebartech]

Didn't say anyone was.

More a general statement from what I've read here.

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[elegantsoldier]

It seems too unbelievable!

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[thebartech]

I'm still holding out I wake up and this was a weird dream but for now I'll listen.

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[decelerate]

yeah it seems like a hot topic around here.

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[thebartech]

There has been some weird shit happening so I guess I see why aliens are a common guess.

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[destinedforrock]

We~ell, among other things.

[Bobs a nod.] Yes, as my fellow club-mates here have told you...

[Conversational lilting:]

And welcome! [Tips her head up, flicks her ears.] Of course.

Now - personally, I haven't seen any of the so-called aliens myself. Or - I don't think it counted as an alien, but, monsters! I think most all of us who've been "online" since spring have seen at least one!

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[thebartech]

[Hoooooly shit the telepathic horse thing was not a joke. Hi you are the first obviously not-human he's spoken to]

Ok NOW the unreality of it is hitting me

Monsters are not interchangeable with aliens, got it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

You certainly have your priorities straight.

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[thebartech]

I try

Everything else looked like it's been talked to death

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[dododo]

It says a lot that this is one of the most sensible kind of first posts I've seen around.

I'm an alien. Hello.

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[thebartech]

And you have probably the best handwriting I've seen so far

Ironic

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[vaimo]

You know, I don't think I've met an alien yet. But, yes, they seem to be an accepted thing. They're not the only weird thing though. [Makes lesbian vikings seem relatively normal.]

You found the FAQ then?

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[thebartech]

Looks like guy above you is an alien so

Yeah after some doing

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[pumpkinbutt]

Just like the history channel.

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[thebartech]

But is it completely inaccurate for entertainment's sake like the history channel

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[sjokolade]

Yup, aliens! So what are you going to do about it?

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[thebartech]

Right now? Nothing as long as they leave me alone

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[espigeonage]

Congratulations and condolences!

I don't think anyone's shown you the FAQ but it won't hurt right? Here.

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[thebartech]

Found it reading through someone else's welcome wagon but good to have on hand anyway

Why 'congratulations' though

[notonetorun]

Apparently, yes.

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[thebartech]

And it doesn't sound like anyone thinks they're here to have a good time

[centurian]

Yup, "aliens".

I'd elaborate a bit more and say that some of them actually "come in peace", but that seems like the worst joke I could make.

[ That he is probably counted among the "alien" club is really not cool.

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shh it's ok garrus you're the best alien in my book

[thebartech]

I'd only believe it if they brought party favors and snacks.

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[cava]

That would sum things up quite nicely, ouais.

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[thebartech]

Everyone else made a lot of long winded explanations but that's all that needs to be said isn't it?