[Mission 1 - Written neatly in the dirt. No, really.]

[oncedevil]

Well isn't this a surprise? You know, taking hallucinogens wasn't on my to-do list for the near future, but I guess everyone makes mistakes every now and then. I've learned a valuable lesson today: when someone hands you some funky hippy water full of leaves that they insist is good for you, don't drink it.

So, since I'm suddenly the Dirt Whisperer, how about you regale me with your earthy wisdom while I sit in the park and enjoy the trip? Let's kill some time before this wears off and I end up with the nastiest hangover I've ever had.

Here, I'll start with some easy questions:

Why is the sky blue? What's the meaning of life? What language does Mister Mumbles speak when he yells at people walking by? And most importantly, what the hell is going on?

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[drama8om8]

8EHOLD.
Wasn't he gloooooooorious? >::::Dc

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[oncedevil]

Well would you look at that? That sure is a goblin if I've ever seen one.

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[drama8om8]

Damn right!
And it helpfully proves that this 8n't a hallucin8tion.
8ecause seriously! Could you make that monstrosity up? Even su8consciously? >:::;)

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[oncedevil]

You'd be surprised, I've got a pretty wild imagination. Don't think I'd have given him that much purple though.

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[drama8om8]

He looks like a demonic hipster Harry Potter palette swap.
Original character, do not steal!!!!!!!!

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[oncedevil]

Oh my god.

He does.

Do you think he was sorted into house Fruit Loop?

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[drama8om8]

Clearly house Sparklypoo, 8ro.
I mean look at those pants! The horns. That fucking cape!
We are talking some serious E8ony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way shit here.

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[oncedevil]

Shit, you're not kidding. Think he got a little too wrapped up in those goth kid stories if you ask me.