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just makin this as a general reminder of this thats gonna be happenin in TWO DAYS dont forget
as well as a means for you all to wish me a happy birthday seein as a good lot of you aint got my number so im makin it easy for you
youre welcome
any attempts at fuckin with me or pissin me off will be ignored flat out [No they won't] today is too good of a bloody day for me to let it be ruined by pettiness (lookin at you octavia)
so go on with your happy birthday wishes
but be quick i certainly got plans and wouldnt that be TRAGIC if i wasnt around to get them before i go out?

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And you didn't share your findings with the class?
Shame on you. Man.
I 8elieve it is your responsi8ility to give up the deets! So we can avoid these unfortun8 misunderstandings in future. ::::)

[ WH4T NOW??? ]

wwhy should i
i literally dont owwe you anythin at all
also its kinda hilarious seein you stumble around not knowwin a damn bloody thing

[Also he's kinda really embarrassed by this shit and doesn't want to talk about it.]

Incredi8ly rude. And also ungr8ful!
I have given you LOTS of echoes. And you can't give me inform8tion in return?

[ Wait

Wait no bringing up echoes kind of reminds her of the fact that she DOES NOT WANT to risk getting thrown on the weird alien romance train ABORT ABORT ABSORTBAORHDFKJFHSDF ]

8ut 8h w8ll! Them's the 8r8ks.
I will just keep stum8ling! C8refully.

[There are those fucking 8s again. Hmmm, gives him an idea. Maybe. Maybe he can talk about it, a little.]

i mean wwhat i remembered wwasnt a big deal really i mean theres a lot of contentiousness betwween them
a deep rooted romantic rivvalry that often times wwas vvery vviolent
lots of bitin scratchin hair pullin and suchlike
i just remember the wwhole thing was rather fuckin thrillin especially wwhen you and your kismesis had a common goal
like bein the bloody best at somethin but instead of actually BEIN better than each other you just kinda beat each other up and fucked and it was hella hot
i mean to the aliens it was hot
not to me
i dont think its hot
i think its weird

[SMOOTH]

I S8ID I'D K88P STUM8LING WH8T THE F8CK IS WR8NG W8TH Y8U.
TL;DR!

[ Liiiiiiiies ]

Also NOT 8uying the "ooh I don't think it's hot 8luh 8luh" junk.
Most transparent 8ullshit I ever heard! WOW.

i bet you read evvery last wword

i guess its a good thing you read it then because i dont find it hot AT ALL
i mean ok maybe its a little hot in that abstract sorta wway that i nevver wwanna be invvolvved in that sorta thing but it has its wweird unwworldly appeal
BUT THATS IT

You 8n't got nothing on me and you can't prove shit!
And you STILL 8n't sounding too convincing there. Wow.
You are sounding like some8ody who has 8een letting this stuff consume his every waking thought!
You know o8sessions aren't healthy, right? You're remem8ering to eat and stuff?

like youre one to talk about OBSESSIONS
considerin im pretty much CONVVINCED you think about me eight times a day
or some other decimal of numbers that consists entirely of eights
and this aint consumin my evvery thought either i got plenty a things to think about that has NOTHIN TO DO WWITH THIS
like my hot date tomorroww and my plans for this evvenin
or my SUPER AWWESOME PARTY YOURE STILL NOT INVVITED TO
yep no room for depravved thoughts about hatemance

You WISH, wow. When you 8n't in my face I don't give you a second thought!
Unlike YOU. What with your whole "una8le to make this post without mentioning me" thing.
Plus I am pretty sure that even with your packed schedule (lol) you would 8e a8le to squeeze in a sick twisted thought or two!
Except I guess that would take more 8rainpower than you actually HAVE. Think a8out more than one thing in a day? Impossi8le!!!!!!!!

wwoww i already provved you wwrong before you evven said that SICK BURN of yours
i LISTED a small amount of shit i think about a day so CLEARLY i havve the fuckin BRAINPOWWER
i think youre just projectin honestly
cant get enough of me so you havve to comfort yourself by hopin i think about you just as much
and as for mentionin you i already told you i wwas preparin for wwhatevver bullshit you wwere gonna speww in my general direction
figured i may as wwell fuckin call you on it before you start
LO AND BEHOLD this entire convversation

You are typing, 8ut all I read is "8luh 8luh duh duh wwhat is a 8rain wwe just don't knoww!"
8ut I guess I wasn't ENTIRELY truthful. I HAVE thought a8out you! Like once.
When I asked Alan to teach me how to take down some8ody 8igger than I am! He is pretty gr8 at teaching this stuff.
How tall ARE you, 8tw? It helps to have an accur8 estim8. ::::)

not bein able to makes sense of wwritten or typed wwords IS a typical factor of bein illiterate you dont havve to explain it to me
youre really pumped about gettin your hands on me arent you
im not surprised
but sure fine i guess you need as much help as you can get im 5'11 and im around 11 stones i suppose that might be important to you too
i wwish you the best of luck in bringin me dowwn tho
youll need it

[ He's eight inches taller than her

Really

REALLY

FUCK EVERYTHING ]

Pffffffff. Is that with or without your high heels, princess? ::::|
Man! I have 8een practicing for some8ody TALLER. You 8n't going to 8e SHIT.
(And just fyi I will 8e getting my hands on you AS LITTLE AS POSSI8LE. I might even wear gloves. Ugh.)

[Meant2b]

wwithout
try not to be too jealous shorty
yeah again good fuckin luck youre nothin but talk
(i doubt that youll probably be feelin me up like the creep you are)

I am PETITE. It is adora8le and much cuter than 8eing a lanky streak of shit. ::::|
You just keep dreaming a8out getting felt up, though! It must 8e the most throilling of prospects for you.

so wwhats it like not bein able to reach things on high shelvves
i guess thats wwhy you had to groww wings because your stature wwasnt doin you any favvors
also sorry to disappoint but im not all that interested in bein felt up by hands that are similar in likeness to those of infants
youre about as small as one
hey maybe thats wwhat you really are a fetus fairy!

FETUS FAIRIES 8N'T REAL.
And for your inform8tion I LIKE 8eing my size! I can wear heels as high as I want and my 8oyfriend can pick me up easily and I am at the perfect height to punch gangly douche8ags with 8ad hair RIGHT IN THE CROTCH.

you really shouldnt talk about yourself like that
i doubt you could reach my crotch even if you were on your tippy toes
youre like what a foot and a half tall
maybe?
i think im bein generous here also howw gross that alans into fetuses man that guy has no standards at all

Five feet ~~three~~ five inches, you fucking scru8.
AVERAGE HEIGHT! 8ut I guess some8ody as repellant as you don't spend much time with girls. Or people in general. ::::)
And fyi you 8n't one to talk a8out standards! I mean, you look at yourself in the mirror every day and assume it is accepta8le to leave the house????????
Unaccounta8ly tragic.

twwo foot fivve? my bad
yeah no i alwways havve people around me moron im not the one on the run and hidin from the general populace
also if youre of the opinion that im anythin short of PERFECT then its obvvious howw much your fuckin standards are skewwed and honestly just wwrong
but then again anyone wwho thinks that tangled mop of hair you got is an acceptable hairstyle is bound to be wwrong about anythin retainin to appearances
no surprise really

F8CK YOU I am in hiding 8ecause I am a HERO.
And 8ecause the cops are alienfucking liars!
NOT 8ecause I am as hideous and dislika8le as you.
8ut you are right a8out my hair! It 8n't accepta8le at ALL.
It is amazing. The drama clu8 voted me "8est hair" three years in a row! I even got a trophy.

[ She bought the trophy herself. But shhh. ]

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