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[wasthatmymom]

lately I been thinkin' I aint the most productive guy i havent done any cool heroic feats (that u kno about.....) lately and i thought it was time to STEP IT UP and help out

i notice erryday ppl be like "am i crazy" "what is this place" "why do i remember playing tennis w/ shakespeare and his pet dog scruffles"

so i took it upon myself to create a handy guide that's much better than the wall of txt u guys already use

i basically streamlined that into a much easier to read format hope it helps all u newbies

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

props for the pink comic sans for ALIENS too. since apparently thats 100% accurate for them.

[wasthatmymom]

yea i tried to be culturally sensitive

[wirsinddiejager]

A+ job Im sure theyd appreciate it if they could see the network. really tho who cares about how they feel theyre assholes.

[wasthatmymom]

ikr

they suck

i bet they dont even have memes

[wirsinddiejager]

if they do theyre probably really shitty memes.

[wasthatmymom]

we should rickroll them

[wirsinddiejager]

lbr theyd probably just enjoy the song and miss the point.

[wasthatmymom]

lmfao 2 tru bro

[wirsinddiejager]

itd still be pretty funny tho.

[anequal]

.... alan i don't think that's comic sans

[wirsinddiejager]

...wait shit it isnt.

[anequal]

man's got his fonts wrong

[wirsinddiejager]

whatever the important part is that its pink.

[anequal]

so if i ever want to impersonate an alien....

[wirsinddiejager]

holy fuck the likeness is uncanny.

[anequal]

i am a master spy

[wirsinddiejager]

its true Im pretty sure you could just send messages to the cops like that and theyd fall for it completely.

[anequal]

idk if i volunteer to be that secret agent tho

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I wouldnt recommend it. way too dangerous.

[anequal]

i'll take your word for it. you've got the experience.

[wonk]

wow i resent the implicit accusaiton here

fucku buddy

fuck u + the horse u rode in on

[anequal]

ok look i don't even know you or know you like pink so calm yourself

[wonk]

nope u hav invoked the wrath of the pink text

noen shall stand b4 me

all will fear my anger

[anequal]

somehow when that's written in pink font that cute it's hard to be scared of it

[wonk]

i dont know wheterh 2 be flattered or insulted

ill pick both

thank u

but also fuck u