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lately I been thinkin' I aint the most productive guy i havent done any cool heroic feats (that u kno about.....) lately and i thought it was time to STEP IT UP and help out

i notice erryday ppl be like "am i crazy" "what is this place" "why do i remember playing tennis w/ shakespeare and his pet dog scruffles"

so i took it upon myself to create a handy guide that's much better than the wall of txt u guys already use

i basically streamlined that into a much easier to read format hope it helps all u newbies

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somehow when that's written in pink font that cute it's hard to be scared of it

i dont know wheterh 2 be flattered or insulted

ill pick both

thank u

but also fuck u

i love you too stranger

<3

so who r u

uh my name is anthony

and you?

u may call this hellacious babe roxy

roxy! i'll remember it, then. sorry for the pink slur

its cool bro

been here long?

since november. so imo it's been a while but compared to everyone else it's pretty short. you?

august p much

right aorund beginning of school

hella crazy ending to summer break

oh i can imagine.

you'd think the adventure begins when summer break starts but i guess not for you

yep pmuch

i was doin paper work 4 most of it so it was kinda boring anyway

how're you liking your better-than-paperwork adventure?

i got some p decent superpwers so not bad

hbu

the memories of a soldier fighting giant naked monsters

ah

i got a water apocalypse earth by alien fishqueen

that sounds like a bad fanfiction level of horrible

i didnt get 2 much but yeah p much

man

i hope tho you don't echo back a flood because we don't need that on top of all this

thankfully im p sure thats not how it owrks

hopefully. there might be a break in the pattern one day. gotta be prepared.

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