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ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch

i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol

i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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which part smart guy?

A bird with teeth?

keep an eye out. you just might get lucky and see one for yourself

That's the last thing I need.

For this hallucination to start showing up irl.

Edited 2013-04-03 17:53 (UTC)

man

how crazy do you gotta be to spend all this time thinkin you're crazy when faced with such obvious shit

really.

And what explanation did you think of.

motherfuckin cold hard science.

Yes, well before I beat a bird to death with a stick and take a look at it's organs I would like to hear the opinion of a medical professional.

what would you do if i told you i was a medical professional

ask for proof.

lol nope.

Figured.

i have limited dedication to giving my credentials to random net peeps

i mostly just thought that shit would be funny cause it is true

Well I'm glad you feel trained enough to diagnose yourself.

i don't need to diagnose shit because i ain't ill

i see no reason at all why this fuckery should be blamed on my brain which has excercised in nothin but genius and hard work over the last couple decades

smart brains get sick too.
I'm not saying this can't be real. Or that it isn't.
But I'd like to be sure I'm not schizophrenic before I do anything stupid.

then see a doctor smart guy
this shit ain't hard.

but i personally see no reason to start by placing the blame on yours truly

What do you think I'm doing? I'm not blaming you for anything.

didn't think you were
but i don't see any reason to blame this shit on myself because i'm more reliable then nature is if we're real

Proud, aren't you.

damn straight i am and rightly so!

I'm sure.

we can't all be insecure tootsy footers

Tootsy footers?

i'm saying you might be a pussy

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