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[horrorterribubble]

ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch



i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol



i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[dorkytracksuit]

Figured.

[horrorterribubble]

i have limited dedication to giving my credentials to random net peeps

i mostly just thought that shit would be funny cause it is true

[dorkytracksuit]

Well I'm glad you feel trained enough to diagnose yourself.

[horrorterribubble]

i don't need to diagnose shit because i ain't ill

i see no reason at all why this fuckery should be blamed on my brain which has excercised in nothin but genius and hard work over the last couple decades

[dorkytracksuit]

smart brains get sick too.
I'm not saying this can't be real. Or that it isn't.
But I'd like to be sure I'm not schizophrenic before I do anything stupid.

[horrorterribubble]

then see a doctor smart guy
this shit ain't hard.

but i personally see no reason to start by placing the blame on yours truly

[dorkytracksuit]

What do you think I'm doing? I'm not blaming you for anything.

[horrorterribubble]

didn't think you were
but i don't see any reason to blame this shit on myself because i'm more reliable then nature is if we're real

[dorkytracksuit]

Proud, aren't you.

[horrorterribubble]

damn straight i am and rightly so!

[dorkytracksuit]

I'm sure.

[horrorterribubble]

we can't all be insecure tootsy footers

[dorkytracksuit]

Tootsy footers?

[horrorterribubble]

i'm saying you might be a pussy

[dorkytracksuit]

Kind too I see.

[horrorterribubble]

heheh. yep.