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[horrorterribubble]

ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.

see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch



i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over

pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol



i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[horrorterribubble]

[she sticks to text, amused as she is to get to see what one of these networks freaks actually looks like.]

yep. seems like we got a case of the goddamn mutant fraggles up ins.

i tried to get them too but after i squashed them they just poofed.

[comparative_insanity]

You have to be gentle with them. Also a bit careful, because they apparently bite.

[He holds up a nicked and still slightly reddened finger with a rueful grimace.]

But ain't so sure they're insects. They seemed like maybe some kind of hairy lizard or weird mammal, you know? It almost looked like... well, a little fairy, except obviously severely overdue a couple of waxings.

[He rolls his eyes slightly as he's half-expecting a fairy-joke, but keeps smiling]

[horrorterribubble]

i'd like to get some of em under a microscope lens cause taking apart this bird is proving less than fruitful so far.

the real question here is what kind of alien conspiracy this falls under

[comparative_insanity]

We caught one, but... I don't know what happened, it just disappeared. The only thing that was left was some liquid at the bottom of the bag.

[He sighs, scratching his head.] Honestly, aliens seem almost like the nice alternative compared to some of the things I... well, remembered the moment I touched that little thing.

[horrorterribubble]

remembered? what you talking about?

[comparative_insanity]

Like... a lot of memories turned up in my head of things I know have never happened to me? It's the same that happened when the numbers turned up in my head, only way more out there.

[horrorterribubble]

huh

nothin like that for me
i've just been looking and feelin fantastic ever since

[comparative_insanity]

Lucky you. Well, I learned to bake something the first time, that was cool. [He grimaces, running a hand through his hair.] Now I remember monsters and a dimension-hopping bunny-creature called Mokona. Let's just say I liked the first memory more, because this is just crazy.

[horrorterribubble]

see i just been spending all this time telling this other chump that deciding that you're crazy is a lazy assumption, but that's a little whack.

[comparative_insanity]

It'd be pretty weird if we were all crazy, right? I mean...

[He laughs a bit helplessly.]

Okay, I know the things I remember are nuttier'n a fruitcake, I know, but strange things are happening to all of us, and assuming it's all in our heads... that's pretty silly, right?

[horrorterribubble]

yeah. it pretty much is.

the only way it'd make any sense is if you figured all the other people were in your head too

but i think that's just reaching for an easy explanation

[comparative_insanity]

Mm-hm, pretty much. Especially since I don't know any of the people on the network so far. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think my imagination's good enough to make all of you up.

[He shrugs lightly.] So what my memories are telling me is that those little critters are like... beings from another world. I have no idea if it's true, though.

[horrorterribubble]

it'd be pretty interesting if it was tho

also the discovery that would probs make me most famous

[comparative_insanity]

Pretty cool, yeah. [He makes a soft, amused sound.] And as long as you could get someone to actually believe it, I guess you're right. But there's quite a lot about what's happening right now that would seem unbelievable, I suppose.

[horrorterribubble]

yeah but everything seems unbelievable if you jump back in progress a few decades

this thing we're talkin on right now seems pretty whack right now but maybe that's just cause it's anachronistic here