Her Imperious Condescension (
horrorterribubble) wrote in
savetheearth2013-04-03 12:17 am
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ok so i see a lot of people talking their asses off about nothing on here, so i'll just be the first to say that something is FUCKED UP with animals recently.
see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch

i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over
pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol

i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.
see, tonight i'm just standin on the balcony enjoying the breeze when suddenly i get jumped by this whack bitch

i managed to catch this photo when the fucker wasn't looking but next thing i knew he was back with like three of his mutant freak buddies. i whipped that motherfucker with a broomstick but as soon as tried to stuff it in a box or something these little bugs started coming out all over
pretty sure i beat it to death but once the bugs left those massive chompers were nowhere to be seen. i'd say i'm just losin it but hey whatever i totally texted you guys with a whiteboard lol

i'm giving the poor bastard a proper autopsy before i flush it down the toilet, findings 2 be announced.

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[He laughs a bit helplessly.]
Okay, I know the things I remember are nuttier'n a fruitcake, I know, but strange things are happening to all of us, and assuming it's all in our heads... that's pretty silly, right?
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the only way it'd make any sense is if you figured all the other people were in your head too
but i think that's just reaching for an easy explanation
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[He shrugs lightly.] So what my memories are telling me is that those little critters are like... beings from another world. I have no idea if it's true, though.
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also the discovery that would probs make me most famous
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this thing we're talkin on right now seems pretty whack right now but maybe that's just cause it's anachronistic here