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[dirtdevil]

you know, i kinda assumed the completely random "vision" could be chalked up to a contact high. with all the smelly potheads that hang out on campus, i wouldn't be surprised. and yet here i am, connected to some kind of super internet, where i now have the opportunity to talk to other people who have also had non-drug-induced brain spasms, and presumably have also seen some weird shit followed by a long number. i'm hoping the people on this "internet" are at least a little more intelligent than the ones on the regular internet. (cats are still ok)

anyway, it looks like my past life must have sucked ass. i can take the creepy flashbacks, but it would be nice if it didn't keep happening at inopportune times, like during exams or while i'm taking my grandma to bingo. christ, i was just trying to get a hot dog the first time. i couldn't even eat it afterwards because all i could see was blood all over it. fucking gross.

thanks for the invite to the secret club, i guess. i don't have to come to any meetings, do i?

oh yeah, and something about evil giants apparently? god, no wonder the world ended. someone probably just gave up and pushed the 'fuck it' button.

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[wasthatmymom]

on a scale from 1 to 10

how naked were they

[dirtdevil]

uh, i don't know? i don't remember them myself, but it sounds like i will soon enough. why are you asking?

you know what nevermind, don't tell me. not sure i want to know.

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[hollowleg]

evil giants huh? sounds like the Titans.


Welcome to the Numbers Club! It fucking sucks, yaaaay. But at least you haven't had some shitty body horror yet.

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[dirtdevil]

yeah, titans. that's what he said. you know about that too?

"yet?" please don't tell me that's a normal thing. jesus christ.

[hungryhunter]

woah were they nude cause u and i mite b solbonded

srry about ur wiener tho. i feel ur pain.

[dirtdevil]

why are you the second person to ask me that

are you guys all 12 years old

[worldmother]

[Please don't get her started on drug-related echos. Please.]

From what I've gathered, that's how it starts with all of us, although...

[That echo was gross and you should have kept it to yourself That's what you get for eating hot dogs]

That's the most unique echo I've heard someone get so far? Not that the bar is particularly high.

[dirtdevil]

i'm glad my hot dog-induced trauma is entertaining.

[schild]

There aren't any meetings, but maybe we should start getting together... Those of us that remember titans anyway... Oh, right.

Those giants you remember, they're probably titans.

[ Helpful Baradad is here. ]

[dirtdevil]

yeah, that's the word he used. normally i'd pass on a group therapy session but in this case i guess it's kinda important.

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[toobig]

Evil giants...? I guess you could say that... I'm still ...not sure if they were, but...

[Bertholdt, how can you say that? Someone's still in denial.]

It's.... probably not drug induced.

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[dirtdevil]

something being higher than you on the food chain doesn't necessarily make it evil, i guess. but i don't exactly know the whole story.

you must be yet another one of the people i heard about.

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[honestopinion]

I wish this place had more neko (that's cat in Japanese) spams.
Everyone here blows so much ass. Giving me painful memories of some cool guy I don't want or asks for, total ass-busters. (But no, for real, my past life guy is already righteously cool I'll have you know.)
[Jamie's opinion of this 'past life guy' just keeps changing with each echo. At least he didn't like Alan, apparently.]

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[dirtdevil]

you're that kid with the ds aren't you

[wirsinddiejager]

your past life guy was even less cool than you.

[wirsinddiejager]

Im pretty sure most our past lives sucked ass. so youre probably going to have more echoes with blood and stuff.

[dirtdevil]

oh, boy. blood and stuff. my favorite.

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[ex_purity762]

There are people who offer self-defense training, due to some of the dangerous things that pop up, but I don't know of any other meetings.

Those do sound like bad timing. Sorry that's been the case.

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[dirtdevil]

yeah, i saw that in the faq. as much as i don't want to go to karate class i also don't want to get mauled by a giant rock snake. decisions, decisions.

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[betroth]

numbers club meetings are optional! (but encouraged...) if our 'evil giants' are truly one and the same, it's likely you knew how to fly!

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[dirtdevil]

...uh, no one said anything about flying. unless you're talking about that weirdass contraption i saw some girl using the other day.

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[shortspoken]

Who told you the giants were evil?
The ones I know seem fine. If obnoxious.

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[dirtdevil]

he didn't say they ALL were. just that he fought the evil ones. or whatever. i don't know, all this weird shit i've been hearing is starting to run together.

[grannyfucker]

I dunno man, for something non-drug-induced, this is sounding pretty fucking high.

[dirtdevil]

look, if only it were. but i am 100% clean. if i HAD been high, i sure as shit would never be partaking ever again after that.