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[dirtdevil]

you know, i kinda assumed the completely random "vision" could be chalked up to a contact high. with all the smelly potheads that hang out on campus, i wouldn't be surprised. and yet here i am, connected to some kind of super internet, where i now have the opportunity to talk to other people who have also had non-drug-induced brain spasms, and presumably have also seen some weird shit followed by a long number. i'm hoping the people on this "internet" are at least a little more intelligent than the ones on the regular internet. (cats are still ok)

anyway, it looks like my past life must have sucked ass. i can take the creepy flashbacks, but it would be nice if it didn't keep happening at inopportune times, like during exams or while i'm taking my grandma to bingo. christ, i was just trying to get a hot dog the first time. i couldn't even eat it afterwards because all i could see was blood all over it. fucking gross.

thanks for the invite to the secret club, i guess. i don't have to come to any meetings, do i?

oh yeah, and something about evil giants apparently? god, no wonder the world ended. someone probably just gave up and pushed the 'fuck it' button.

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[dirtdevil]

i guess that makes sense. you fought one, then?

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[ex_purity762]

I originally intended just to observe it, but yeah. Once it attacked me there wasn't much avoiding it.

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[dirtdevil]

and how does one go about fighting a huge moving snake statue? assuming this person does not have a regen ability nor any other wizard powers.

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[ex_purity762]

Very poorly, if I had to describe it. One thing to know how to throw a punch, another entirely when the target's a mass of rock.

I don't know what possessed me to try, but I think my hand will heal at least.

[dirtdevil]

the sheer amount of crazy, ridiculous shit i've heard recently would lead me to believe there's probably SOMEONE out there who could take care of them.

maybe someone could turn into a giant and step on them. you know, for example.

[ex_purity762]

My concern would then be what kind of attention that might attract.

But no doubt it would be more effective than some average guy punching one. Admittedly, I don't know a whole lot of what people are capable of on here, but a lot of it seems pretty strange.

[dirtdevil]

what kind of attention? my guess would be "all of it."

between those kids and all the other weirdos that post on here i bet the problem could be at least alleviated. surely the more senior club members have just about had it with these motherfucking snakes.

[ex_purity762]

Yes, I think you've summed it up.

I guess it's a question of whether they're both capable of doing it and being discreet about it. I've seen strange things on here, but I'm not sure if anybody's shown off any ability that'd break a living statue. Still, it'd be better to put a stop to things like that.