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[dirtdevil]

you know, i kinda assumed the completely random "vision" could be chalked up to a contact high. with all the smelly potheads that hang out on campus, i wouldn't be surprised. and yet here i am, connected to some kind of super internet, where i now have the opportunity to talk to other people who have also had non-drug-induced brain spasms, and presumably have also seen some weird shit followed by a long number. i'm hoping the people on this "internet" are at least a little more intelligent than the ones on the regular internet. (cats are still ok)

anyway, it looks like my past life must have sucked ass. i can take the creepy flashbacks, but it would be nice if it didn't keep happening at inopportune times, like during exams or while i'm taking my grandma to bingo. christ, i was just trying to get a hot dog the first time. i couldn't even eat it afterwards because all i could see was blood all over it. fucking gross.

thanks for the invite to the secret club, i guess. i don't have to come to any meetings, do i?

oh yeah, and something about evil giants apparently? god, no wonder the world ended. someone probably just gave up and pushed the 'fuck it' button.

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[dirtdevil]

instantaneous healing? just keeps getting better and better. how the hell do you do that?

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[hollowleg]

magic?? i have no idea. it just happens.

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[dirtdevil]

not a bad power to have. kinda blows that titans have it too, though. what a pain in the ass.

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[hollowleg]

yeah. not bad enough that they're apparently huge and eat people, they gotta heal too? shit

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[dirtdevil]

at the same time i feel like it might possibly be a waste of time trying to find a silver lining to the existence of giant terrifying humanoid maneaters.

...well, i guess overpopulation probably wasn't a problem.

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[hollowleg]

well there you go you found one. though it's more of a dull shitty grey than silver

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[dirtdevil]

finding the dull shitty grey lining in an even shittier situation is my specialty.

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[hollowleg]

you are just the brightest ray of sunshine in the club]

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[dirtdevil]

thanks for noticing.