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[You know how sometimes when you panic everything you know about what you're panicking about flies right out the window into the great open skies of What The Actual Fuck?

This is a thing that's happening to Kanti now.]

IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
I HAVE CHAINSAW LIPSTICK
AND I AM BLEEDING CHLOROPHYLL EVERYWHERE
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED MY WEEK TO GO

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I WOULD OFFER TO COME OVER, BUT I'M SCARED.
FOR YOU.
AND ME.
FOR BOTH OF US WHAT THE FUCK CHAINSAWS WHY IS THIS EVIL DEAD?!?!

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN.
SOMEWHERE WHERE IT'S NOT GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR HAND OR SOMETHING.

okay

okay, chainsaw threat over.
good.
we are getting things done.
okay
onto the

thing
the you-know-what-thing.
the green you-know-what.

Should I disinfect it
What do I do that with

disinfect it.
with like
weed killer or something.
because apparently you're turning into a plant.

Okay

Wait
No

are you not turning into a plant?
do plants even bleed?

It depends

a
are

are you bleeding out

I'm not gonna die
This is too stupid to kill me
I refuse

if i come over, am i going to faint?

Probably not
I think

open your window we're here and we brought clean up shit

Why is there a we? Who's we?

[But wraps the towel hard around her arm and, carefully avoiding leaving the bathroom or herself too obviously exposed, goes to open her bedroom window. Thankfully, it's the one entrance to the house that doesn't require passing through the living room, where her parents are probably being adorably domestic and cute, but ultimately irrelevant to the situation at hand.]

uh
well
i'm going to need help...
so before you get angry IM BRINGING AVERY I TOLD HER SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO TALK OR ANYTHING SO WE CAN MITIGATE ALL BITCHY COMMENTARY FROM HER and if i faint i need someone who isnt dying of bloodloss to help you and
yeah

[ He is texting this all while Kanti can probably see the two of them out her window... ]

[Kanti stares from the other side of her window. Her face is sort of slack and blank and her body is tense. Yes, she's bleeding into a towel she has tightly wrapped around her arm, but inside she in an ocean of emotions and most of them have something to do with how she is going to either punch Karson for bringing Avery, punch Avery for agreeing to come, or punch herself in the face for actually encouraging Karson to come here at all. Stupid weak emotions and desire for a friendly face in a time of hardship. Stupid.

She pulls out her phone in full view and says something into the speaker so that it can voice-to-text it and she can hit send.]

I am now considering the positives of bleeding to death

w

[ Oh, fuck it. Just going to look up now and start shouting. ]

YOU ARE NOT BLEEDING TO DEATH, I SWEAR TO GOD. AVERY WILL KEEP QUIET AND YOU WILL LET US HELP YOU. THAT'S IT-- NO OTHER OPTIONS. THIS IS YOUR FATE.

[Kanti could take hte high road and refuse to participate in a pedantic shouting match, but she is also a teenager arguing with her bff, so that's Not Going To Happen. She yanks the top part of her window down because it's the one part she's sure Karson can't actually climb through and start whispering harshly and with possible maiming intent.]

Stop screaming! My parents are in the living room and if they hear you my mom is going to throw a fit!

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