Kanti Miriam Singh ♍ Kanaya Maryam (
vetala) wrote in
savetheearth2013-11-12 04:17 pm
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Text;
[You know how sometimes when you panic everything you know about what you're panicking about flies right out the window into the great open skies of What The Actual Fuck?
This is a thing that's happening to Kanti now.]
IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
I HAVE CHAINSAW LIPSTICK
AND I AM BLEEDING CHLOROPHYLL EVERYWHERE
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED MY WEEK TO GO
This is a thing that's happening to Kanti now.]
IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A CHAINSAW
I HAVE CHAINSAW LIPSTICK
AND I AM BLEEDING CHLOROPHYLL EVERYWHERE
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED MY WEEK TO GO
Re: Text;
Text;
are
are you bleeding out
Text;
This is too stupid to kill me
I refuse
Text;
Text;
I think
Text;
Text => Action;
[But wraps the towel hard around her arm and, carefully avoiding leaving the bathroom or herself too obviously exposed, goes to open her bedroom window. Thankfully, it's the one entrance to the house that doesn't require passing through the living room, where her parents are probably being adorably domestic and cute, but ultimately irrelevant to the situation at hand.]
Action;
well
i'm going to need help...
so before you get angry IM BRINGING AVERY I TOLD HER SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO TALK OR ANYTHING SO WE CAN MITIGATE ALL BITCHY COMMENTARY FROM HER and if i faint i need someone who isnt dying of bloodloss to help you and
yeah
[ He is texting this all while Kanti can probably see the two of them out her window... ]
Action;
She pulls out her phone in full view and says something into the speaker so that it can voice-to-text it and she can hit send.]
I am now considering the positives of bleeding to death
Action;
[ Oh, fuck it. Just going to look up now and start shouting. ]
YOU ARE NOT BLEEDING TO DEATH, I SWEAR TO GOD. AVERY WILL KEEP QUIET AND YOU WILL LET US HELP YOU. THAT'S IT-- NO OTHER OPTIONS. THIS IS YOUR FATE.
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Stop screaming! My parents are in the living room and if they hear you my mom is going to throw a fit!