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[shouldertheburden]

So I found this in my room this morning... [Kaworu, whose left arm is in a cast, holds up a choker with his good hand. It's black, metal, and has a red section in the front and center.] It's not the first time I've gained an item in such a manner, but I wasn't there for the event on Halloween night everyone else seems to be getting something from. So, I'm a little confused about what I got this for, but also because...

[He frowns and twirls the collar around on his index finger.] What is this? It looks like a collar, but it won't open so I can't put it on, and I don't know what it could possibly be for. Has anyone seen a collar like this before? I don't really know what to do with it.

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[enrages]

what if it's bracelet for a really large person, huh?
did you think of that?

[shouldertheburden]

No, but with good reason, because why would I receive this if it isn't something I'm supposed to wear? I'm not a giant. I'm 5'3...

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[searchforpeace]

I've never seen something quite like it before, no. There's no way to open it though? Is the red section of it solid?

[shouldertheburden]

Not exactly, but it's impossible to open...like it's locked or sealed from the inside. [He pulls at both ends to no avail.] It won't budge.

[wasthatmymom]

Oh.

I've seen a collar like that before alright.

[shouldertheburden]

You have? Do you know what they're for? I'd be disappointed if it's just for aesthetics.

[talkshitgetsis]

You tried to put on a strange collar that appeared out of thin air.

Really.

[shouldertheburden]

It has to belong to me if I gained it and it appeared in my room. What do I have to worry about?

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[wirsinddiejager]

why would you need to do anything with it.

[shouldertheburden]

It might be important, I can't just ignore it. And I can't seem to put it on, either.

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[siesinddasessen]

Throw it away.

[shouldertheburden]

Why? Do you think it's dangerous?

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[soulsborderline]

Someone beat me to the bondage gear comment, didn't they?

[shouldertheburden]

Yes, and I've had enough of that, thank you.

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[honestopinion]

maybe you're the reincarnation of a neko girl

[shouldertheburden]

Well, my past self wasn't a girl, I've gathered that much...but what does "neko girl" mean? In Japanese, neko means cat. But I doubt you're suggesting I was a female cat.

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[shiromadoushi]

Any marks or catches or anything that might hint that there's something more than metal to it? Maybe if you press on that red bit.

What happened to your arm?

[shouldertheburden]

The red bit is still metal, but seems to be a locked opening.

Ah, I ran just happened to run into a very angry statue a while ago, but I'll be alright.

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[neopianangst]

Putting that on is probably a bad idea...whatever you got it for.

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[shouldertheburden]

Shinji! Oh, I completely forgot, I need to talk to you!

--As for the collar, I'm going to leave it for now, don't worry. Please.

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[ex_elude798]

[He's silent for a good, long moment. That might remind him of something, perhaps.

For now, however...]

Why is your response to a foreign object to try and put it on?

[shouldertheburden]

Because it looks like something that's meant to be worn? And it's not completely foreign, I know it's supposed to belong to me...at least...

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[dirtdevil]

why would you try to put it on? are you a dog?

you were probably just into some weird shit, who cares. just make sure you have a safe word, weirdo.

[shouldertheburden]

I am obviously not a dog. Not only dogs can wear something around their neck, and this is certainly not a dog collar.

...What do you mean by safe word? Is this another sexual joke? Why is everyone making these comments??

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[metalbent]

Maybe you had a pet dog?

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[pawdacious]

If it's a collar, it's certainly a cruel-looking one. [ She scrunches her nose in distaste. ] Whatever you decide to do with it, don't throw it in the trash or else it's going to end up in the ocean and get stuck on a dolphin and cut off all circulation to its dorsal fin until its gangrenous and it will die in agony because you couldn't recycle.

[ Whoa there friend I think you need to slow down. After the increasingly feverish look in her eye as she describes the hellish scenario, her demeanor suddenly shifts to friendliness. ]

If it won't open, maybe it's not a collar! It could be some kind of ring or machinery part.