Various amounts of chaos here and there

[originaloddcouple]

[A | Open | Network Via Telephone | Late Afternoon 3/27/14]

Hi guys. Miria here. Just a. Heads up.

[She sounds exhausted. Almost as though, despite her usual chipperness and patience, she’s run into something she did not want to deal with today.]

You might want to avoid coming to the shop. Mom’s back in town and-

[There’s a loud crash and quite a bit of shouting in a distance.]

Don’t you lie to me, you stupid oaf! I knew you were up to no good the moment I laid eyes on you!

But we didn’t do anything!

Please! Giant snakes? Superheroes? This has both of your stench all over it! And why else would I not be “allowed” to stay here?

[You can almost hear Miria roll her eyes through the phone.]

Yes Mom! We definitely wanted to cause mass panic and the loss of hundreds of lives! That’s obviously what we’ve been up to all this time!

[There’s a long pause and everyone just processes what just happened.]

I- I didn’t mean-

How DARE you talk to be like that! This is exactly the insolence I expected once you went against my wishes and married the fucking Captain of the Brainless Brigade!

Now hold on-

[The phone is momentarily forgotten as the shouting continues.]

( Action, Closed to Sam and Jacuzzi Splot )

( Action, Open, Around Locke City, Mrs. Harvent is Awful )

( Action, Closed To Arthur Curry and Wheatley )

text/audio

[umbrael]

[It's handwriting, but it's really shaky, and seems kind of crumbling at the edges, like it's been written in dirt with all the coordination of a small child. Or someone with a pencil in their mouth, because, well, that's what Doyle's doing here. Some of the letters go large, and because of it, he has to cramp up the message.]

red eyed jerk
turnd into dinosaur
still alive
stuck outside
w/unicorn
fml

[It's not long before there's an addendum to that post:]

any1 speak dinosaur
(parrot doesnt count
sorry)

[open] monstas!

[amberhearted]

Who: Alexander, open!
When: March 29th through the first week of April.
Where: Various locations in Locke City.
What: Encounters with the no-longer-quite-so-mundane item monsters both on and off the clock.
Warnings: tba!

Various prompts in the comments!

A: Playing cards versus Starbucks
B: Answering a monster-related 911 call
C: Bring your own adventure

Prompts are in prose, but it doesn't matter which format you use. I'll match!

[OPEN] It's party time!

[drama8om8]

Who: Alan, Octavia and ALL THE PARTY GUESTS. ALL OF THEM.
When: Today, 8pm onwards
Where: The basement of Casa Del Hunter
What: PARTYIN PARTYIN YEAH
Warnings: Tomfoolery.

( There ain't no party like a naked dickless giant ex-terrorist party )