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[ DJ never thought he'd actually be making a video post on this stupid secret network, but here he is. Doing exactly that.

He's not stupid, of course. He's still not going to show his face. He's standing, webcam at about chest level, and in his hands he's holding an awful ventriloquist's puppet. He tries to keep his voice level, but it contains a note of enthusiasm, and it should be familiar to anyone who shares a class with him at Locke High. ]

Look at this guy. He just showed up out of nowhere, fuck. Can you believe it? Isn't he great?

Trying to figure out what I should call him. Any ideas?

[ He shoves the puppet up closer to the webcam. Look at that face. Aw yeah. ]

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[not_good_not_wicked]

[Marisa leans back from the screen instinctively because GAH.]

It's a very nice puppet.

I guess.

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[ He can't lean down to type without getting his face in the video, so. ]

Right? Shit. Kind of have to wonder how I went so long without havin' him around.

[struckout]

[ ... Okay so Kallie is usually pretty level-headed about things that other people might find 'freaky,' but. That. Er. ]

Um... Chucky?

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Nah. I know I just met the guy, but I can tell he ain't evil.

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[drama8om8]

THE FUCK IS THAT THING.

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[ He pulls the puppet back from the screen, up against his chest. ]

Whoa, whoa, don't yell, you'll scare him.

[counterclock]

what the fucking jesus shitting fuck

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[ In response, he shoves Cal's face right up against the webcam. ]

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[shiromadoushi]

Like something out of a horror movie.

So you're the 2nd person to get a creepy doll as a flashback. Congrats.

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And you're like the fifth person to act like this cool dude is in any way, shape, or form creepy.

[vetala]

Why...

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Why what?

[wonk]

set it on fire

do it

right now

right fuckin now jsut do it

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Nope.

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[soulsborderline]

fasdhgsasdbsagsdlfgka

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[soulsborderline]

[The flailing girl on the other end of the webcam calms down enough to form English sentences eventually...after she looks away from the screen.]

WARN PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE CRAP LIKE THAT ON SCREEN!

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[epimethean]

At the risk of sounding like literally everyone else who's replied to this post, you have to admit it's kind of unnerving.

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[ He turns the puppet around so he can stare down at it from his off-camera vantage point.

A beat. ]

I ain't seein' it.

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[destinedforrock]

Creepy!

[Just a little too comical to be creepy, exactly, but oh all the same.]

The thing is ghastly, is what it is - simply garish. [That gold tooth, and those so-bright-red lips and cheek spots! It might look more threatening were it not for the garishness factor.]

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[ Yeah, it takes him a moment to respond. ]

...said the talking pony.

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[summit]

Oh my God. Why.

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[ SIGH.

He's not even going to dignify that with a "Why what?"

Try again, Travis. ]

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[eras]

oh my god why

[ why the hell ]

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Because I love him.

That's why.

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[hollowleg]

... dude if that thing showed up in my apartment, I'd set the whole thing on fire and run screaming.

Those eyes.... they're lookin' into my soul!

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The eyes are ceramic or some shit. They don't have optic nerves.