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[ DJ never thought he'd actually be making a video post on this stupid secret network, but here he is. Doing exactly that.

He's not stupid, of course. He's still not going to show his face. He's standing, webcam at about chest level, and in his hands he's holding an awful ventriloquist's puppet. He tries to keep his voice level, but it contains a note of enthusiasm, and it should be familiar to anyone who shares a class with him at Locke High. ]

Look at this guy. He just showed up out of nowhere, fuck. Can you believe it? Isn't he great?

Trying to figure out what I should call him. Any ideas?

[ He shoves the puppet up closer to the webcam. Look at that face. Aw yeah. ]

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damn that's cold, bro

private;

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I tell it like it is.

private;

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you've frozen my poor heart

private;

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I'm sure you can find somebody to warm it up with fetish discussions.

private;

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i know but grandma just hasn't been as talkative as she used to since the war ended

private;

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I feel for you.

private;

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she used to be so spry and full of life
and now she can't even muster the energy to grease the cat o ninetails anymore
the children are so upset

private;

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Looks about time to put the old lady out to pasture. I'm sure I can find you a decent domme if you're in the market.

private;

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you could try
but no one flayed ass quite like grandma

private;

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You've got to move on. One day you'll find someone just as good at ripping the skin off your back, if not better.

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i'll remember those lashes so fucking fondly
the war took a lot of things away
but it'll never take our memories of the good old days
full of apple pie and stories of the homeland
turian collars and rib spreaders
i'm getting a tear in my eye just thinking about it

private;

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Ok, I'm pretty sure this conversation stopped meaning anything a long time ago.

private;

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yeah this is legit kind of getting gross

private;

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So.

[ What now. ]

See you around, I guess.

private;

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yeah man
later i guess
just don't put that shit on the network anymore
it makes me feel weird
like i'm being watched

private;

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Please. Even if he could watch you, he would do so in a loving and protecting manner.

Noted, though.

private;

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no