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[ DJ never thought he'd actually be making a video post on this stupid secret network, but here he is. Doing exactly that.

He's not stupid, of course. He's still not going to show his face. He's standing, webcam at about chest level, and in his hands he's holding an awful ventriloquist's puppet. He tries to keep his voice level, but it contains a note of enthusiasm, and it should be familiar to anyone who shares a class with him at Locke High. ]

Look at this guy. He just showed up out of nowhere, fuck. Can you believe it? Isn't he great?

Trying to figure out what I should call him. Any ideas?

[ He shoves the puppet up closer to the webcam. Look at that face. Aw yeah. ]

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[ Shh, Kallie. No. He is a good puppet. Everyone's best friend. You'll see. ]

Anyway, I can definitively say this is the best echo anyone has gotten yet.

[struckout]

[ Yeeeaaaah, how about we just kind of... skip that part. That'd be great. Kallie kind of likes the part where she's not possessed by an insane ventriloquist doll with a gold tooth and no sense for fashion. ]

... Surely.

[ So, so dry. God help us. ]

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Yeah.

[ Awkward cough. ]

Pretty sure I got him from looking at those lights last night. The timing is too similar to be a coincidence. You get anything?

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Maybe.

[ Yeah, in addition to doll names, she's not so helpful on the giving away info about herself front, either. ]

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Okay.

[ So she doesn't want to talk. Hm. ]

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[ Not really, no. Charming, isn't she?

That said, eeeehhhh... ]

... I don't know how long you've been around, but sometimes the effects of things aren't always obvious at first.

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[ Neither of them is particularly charming. Le sigh. ]

Ah. Still waiting to see, then. Crossing my fingers for you that it was something sweet.

[struckout]

[ ... Ah, it figures. Another person who probably thinks the phenomena are awesome in general. There's a definite pause, before Kallie clicks her tongue in a quiet scoff. ]

Right.