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savetheearth2013-09-19 06:28 pm
epimethean) wrote in savetheearth2013-09-19 06:28 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
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001 [VIDEO]
[Hey, it's a THUMB.
No, wait, it's a ginger dude who has his thumb over the phone camera, but he seems to realize his mistake soon enough. He gets a little too up close and personal with the feed before pulling back, all terrible plaid and a disingenuous grin that looks like it froze on his face a little bit.]
Good news!
[He is also apparently very, very British.]
Did some preliminary diagnostics, ran a few tests. [Finger wiggles for emphasis!] Pretty sure that this is not, in fact, an incredibly sophisticated government surveillance mechanism.
I know, I know, that's what I thought too! But I'm probably...sixty to seventy percent certain we're all right on that front, which is good, because for a while there I was thinking this was textbook government. You know, set up some kind of...secret diary forum, or something, give us secret access codes to make us feel important, then mine all our secret diary posts for their secret...government...things.
Anyway, point is, I'd like to revoke my membership. And it's--it's nothing you lot did, don't worry, I'm sure you're all--you're all great! Lovely folks, super club you've got, sure of it, just...not entirely comfortable with the concept. I mean--ha, it's like, uh. With the numbers and the...it's not for me, sorry. Sort of weird!
Pretty smart, though. Wish I'd thought of it.
[Wheatley laughs abruptly, genuinely uncomfortable before it and the nervous grin dissolve entirely.]
Seriously, though, who are you people? Because if you--if you are the government, I'm definitely out of here. No offense.
No, wait, it's a ginger dude who has his thumb over the phone camera, but he seems to realize his mistake soon enough. He gets a little too up close and personal with the feed before pulling back, all terrible plaid and a disingenuous grin that looks like it froze on his face a little bit.]
Good news!
[He is also apparently very, very British.]
Did some preliminary diagnostics, ran a few tests. [Finger wiggles for emphasis!] Pretty sure that this is not, in fact, an incredibly sophisticated government surveillance mechanism.
I know, I know, that's what I thought too! But I'm probably...sixty to seventy percent certain we're all right on that front, which is good, because for a while there I was thinking this was textbook government. You know, set up some kind of...secret diary forum, or something, give us secret access codes to make us feel important, then mine all our secret diary posts for their secret...government...things.
Anyway, point is, I'd like to revoke my membership. And it's--it's nothing you lot did, don't worry, I'm sure you're all--you're all great! Lovely folks, super club you've got, sure of it, just...not entirely comfortable with the concept. I mean--ha, it's like, uh. With the numbers and the...it's not for me, sorry. Sort of weird!
Pretty smart, though. Wish I'd thought of it.
[Wheatley laughs abruptly, genuinely uncomfortable before it and the nervous grin dissolve entirely.]
Seriously, though, who are you people? Because if you--if you are the government, I'm definitely out of here. No offense.
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Aside from Aria, there's also my next door neighbor, she's on the network too and she's pretty nice. Mikasa's pretty cool too, and Neku and Brooke, and I guess Marisa...
There's a bunch more nice people too that I've talked to through here but I never really caught their names. Whoops. But they definitely exist!
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Didn't catch your name, now that I think about it.
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What about you? Are you new to Locke?
[your accent, it gives you away.]
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[Also I live by myself and have no friends.]
It's Wheatley, by the way.
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Wheatley, huh? I've never met anyone named that before. It sounds like a pretty cool name, though.
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Surname, actually, if that makes more sense, but it's what I'm used to being called, so I don't really see a reason to go by anything else.
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...so. If that's your last name, then what's your first name? If you don't mind saying, that is.
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