five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[toobig]

I don't want to know the details of that, but I'm thankful.

[wirsinddiejager]

you wouldnt be getting any details even if you wanted. seriously though are you that worried for your nose.

[toobig]

Look I don't know any updated teen lingo, I don't know if that's a weird euphemism now or not.

All I know is Ellie's has been molested one too many times and while we have the same type as a male mine is, my default, bigger and honkier and more boopable.

Ryan's concerned about it as well, but I think you'd cut your finger if you tried his is so sharp.

(I've tried.)

(But I'm allowed.)

(Without the finger cutting.)

[wirsinddiejager]

jfc how old are you even. are you going to tell me to get out of your yard next.

also sorry but the thought of Annie Ellies nose getting booped is really fucking hilarious I wish I could have seen it.

[toobig]

I'm almost 31, but I've been out of high school for more than a decade, a lot can change.

Don't be so rude, you have to be sensitive to her traumatic experience.

[wirsinddiejager]

well Im sure youll be glad to know that nose booping is not a euphemism for anything. not a common one at least.

and nope I dont think I do. shes never been sensitive to my traumatic experiences like her kicking my ass. or that time she tried to restrict my artistic freedom. she hasnt even apologised for that one yet.

[toobig]

Yes, thank you. My worried heart can find rest now that I know Karson doesn't want to do anything beyond touching my nose.

Luckily he can't reach.

Wait, when did she kick your ass?

[wirsinddiejager]

we did a bit of sparring a while ago. that time she just got lucky because i was hit with an echo but apparently shes the one who taught past me to fight so we used to do that a lot.

[toobig]

That's strange...

We should all meet up sometime and... talk about what we remember. It'll make more sense if we all add in our own pieces.

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I guess that would be a good idea. cant hurt at least right?

[toobig]

I'm sure we'll think of something. Even a meet up in the park might be okay.