five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[enrages]

she's too stylish to be anything poop oriented.

[drama8om8]

Ok I guess I can't even argue there. Then how a8out ass8aron? You gotta give me SOMETHING. And the "8aron" 8it gives her an air of quiet no8ility! Ass no8ility.

[enrages]

okay.
she can be an ass baron.
and that's only if you're implying she has a wonderful, noble, and stylish ass.
which


man i don't even know i don't think i've ever checked it out that just seems wrong.

[drama8om8]

I check out EVERY8ODY'S ass, Karson. Hers is perfectly fine. It has an aura of distinct 8uttmajesty.

[enrages]

.......









wow.
that's
i wish i didn't know that about you.

[drama8om8]

Yours is a very angry 8utt, jsyk.
Like I actually get the feeling that it knows when I check it out? And then it gets pissed at me.

[enrages]

i'm going to draw angry eyebrows on my pants now.
just for you.

[drama8om8]

So you're saying you WANT me to look at your 8utt!
Why Karson. Oper8tion: OT3 continues. 8)

[enrages]

.............
noT3.
NOT3!!!

[drama8om8]

Don't try to resist, Karson! IT HAS ALREADY 8EGUN.

[enrages]

NOT3
NOLO
LMANO
NOYL
I CANT THINK OF ANYMORE ACRONYMS TO SHOVE "NO" INTO.

[drama8om8]

And now you're o8sessed with shoving things into things.
Iyaaaaaaaan, Karson-chan~

[enrages]

o
oh
my
god
omg
nomg
NOmg.
you just
no

[drama8om8]

Why did you stop, Karson???????? Kyaa!
Don't stop now~ 8D

[enrages]

i am reaching but i fall
and the stars are black and cold
as i stare into the void of a world that cannot hold

[drama8om8]

Oh my god no.

[enrages]

i'll escape now
from this world
from the world of octavia

[drama8om8]

If you start talking about bridges I AM CALLING KANTI AND 8ARA DAD.

[enrages]

there is no where i can turn

[drama8om8]

NO KARSON NO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

[enrages]

there is

[enrages]

NO.....

[wirsinddiejager]

wait why is there an operation ot3.

[enrages]

stop her.
please.

[drama8om8]

THERE 8N'T RE8LLY AN OPER8TION OT3 I AM JUST (NONSEXU8LLY) F8CKING WITH H8M 8H M8 G8D.

 

 

Unless you're into that.