enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
shortspoken: (what is a mall)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go hurting my tender feelings again, Shouty. I may have to go off and have a little cry about it.
wirsinddiejager: AND SAY (YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
somehow I get the feeling that if I actually hurt your feelings you wouldnt let me know.
shortspoken: (we could be heartless bitches together)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Then the perfect bluff to make you think you hadn't hurt my feelings would be to claim my feelings were hurt. I am a mastermind.
wirsinddiejager: (WHAT IS THIS)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh shit here I go stumbling into your brilliant trap. well Im sorry for hurting your fragile sensitive feelings so badly.
shortspoken: (but the ones i snapped in half)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Gasp. An apology. I'm going to have to screenshot it and post it somewhere the entire network can see.
wirsinddiejager: (IM GONNA KILL TITANS)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
but that would ruin my reputation as the guy who never apologises for anything ever. how could I possibly deal with that.
shortspoken: (i'm not annie i am a giant sentient nose)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps... by shouting? :p
wirsinddiejager: (*eyeroll*)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
of course. no wait I mean OF COURSE.
shortspoken: (but the ones i snapped in half)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Such emotional depth. How do you cope.
wirsinddiejager: (im immortal remember)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
by shouting obviously. after all thats all I ever do. constantly.
shortspoken: (because it is, she made this omg wow) (my nose is taller than I am)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you must take breaks to sleep and/or get knocked on your ass now and then?
wirsinddiejager: (i'm fucking done)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
youd think that. but I have in fact mastered the ancient skill of shouting even while doing things that should by all logic make shouting impossible. its impressive as shit.
shortspoken: (shingeki no why)

[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-09 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit isn't all that impressive.

 

 

[ OH WAIT ]

Though this is definitely the most alarming superpower you have so far. Much scarier than the steaming.
wirsinddiejager: (WHAT IS THIS?)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
so youre scared of the shouting? Ill keep that in mind.