enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
shortspoken: (but the ones i snapped in half)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-08 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck with that. Meanwhile I will be working on mercilessly crushing you with my crack team of lawyers.

I don't even like dogs, Shouty Mk II.

I'm allergic.
shortspoken: (because it is, she made this omg wow) (my nose is taller than I am)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-08 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll hire blind lawyers.
Blind, cat-loving lawyers.
shortspoken: (a childhood what the fuck is that)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-08 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll see.

[ Pun not intended

Because Ellie, man
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shortspoken: (what is a mall)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-08 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a lawyer on the network, you know.
I'm sure he'd be very interested to see you falsifying an alibi this way.
Not to mention all the witnesses from the first aid course that could place you there. Like Ryan and Bertholdt, to name two.
shortspoken: (remember me not for the boners i caused)

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[personal profile] shortspoken 2013-09-08 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
There are security cameras in the fire station, you know.