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[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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[enrages]

okay, we're
uh
going to keep you away from fire from now on.
fire and singing.
no more of that shit.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

What if I say no and keep on smoking and singing? What then?

[enrages]

i will accept no responsibility for your death.
don't try to sue me.
don't even try it.

[ursoreckless]

Nope, sorry I can't stop my impulses over suing people. That's why I've got a lawyer uncle. They're so fun to sic after people.

[enrages]

oh my fucking god i DONT HAVE ANY MONEY YOU CAN SUE ME FOR.
THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GET IS ME IN BANKRUPTCY.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL.

[ursoreckless]

Ah, you're forgetting the groveling and the satisfaction of destroying everything that you ever wished to become.

[he starts laughing at this point because he was just teasing. yeah, he's being a little mean. opps.]

Hey, not all the leads dry up. What was that sound and why were those Its were acting weird are a couple new questions to think about.

[enrages]

yeah but we cant answer them because wow the mines sucked.
we have no where else to look, and there's no way to suddenly answer those questions without like
idk
knowing what the normal behavior for those things is.

[ursoreckless]

I doubt they actually walked around bristling like that all the time. It seemed weird. The first one I almost ran over sort of looking like Cousin It not a porcupine on meth.

Some of the answers are in that company. We just gotta figure out how to break it outta their hands.

[enrages]

has anyone dissected one of these monsters?
like anyone at all?
we should probably do that at some point.
go darwin all on their asses.

how do we know
like
someone in thunder isn't on the network already and is just keeping quiet to keep their job?

[not here]

[shortspoken]

[ HATE ]

[ursoreckless]

Not that I know of. I know I was wailing on one with a piece of metal but I didn't stick around to see what it had for supper.

That would be stupid of them. The longer they keep quiet, the less reason we would have to trust them when the information gets out.

[enrages]

urgh.

idk like, if i worked for thunder, i would probably keep my mouth shut.
honestly.
like the job market is fucking awful?
and loyalty to the network, cool cool, but it won't get you a good paying job.

[ursoreckless]

I've never had that problem.

[enrages]

well, fuck you.
plot twist: everyone else is having a bitch and a half trying to get jobs and to support themselves.
you're the special snowflake.
congrats.

[ursoreckless]

Not that special; I just have a rich family.

[enrages]

yet again, fuck you, you're completely missing the point.
PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE has to work for a living, and pretty much EVERYONE ELSE is having a ridiculously hard time getting jobs.
SO WHAT I'M SAYING HERE IS THAT EVERYONE WHO ISN'T YOU IS GOING TO CLING TO THEIR JOB, EVEN IF IT'S THUNDER.

[ursoreckless]

I don't care who they work for or what they do for a living. It's a job. It doesn't mean that they are going to murder us in our sleep just because they happen to be working for that group. Look at the cops. We have a couple of them in the network, and yet there are cops actively working against us.

So. I do not care who they work for so long as they are not the people directly attacking us.