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Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
i will provide soda and chips for the brainstorming session haha.
it would be fun to do, you know.
if it wouldn't blow the hackers' cover.
i wonder if we should all sort of play along to that still.

though i do wonder about "target 1".
and how many other targets there are, and what they are.
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[personal profile] mood2wiingiing 2013-09-08 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
lmao who iis team dad guy that sounds hilarious. like seriously.
maybe you should ju2t stab yourself two prove it.

also iim still not a neckbeard but thanks for trying. gold star for effort.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
even if mr. brown didn't show up i hope you realize that i would text him
and also travis and kanti
this is a no stabbing zone okay
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
so you're saying you want me to text all three of them right now?
i have their numbers i'm not actually bluffing here
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[personal profile] mood2wiingiing 2013-09-08 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
haha ok iill humor you. lets wait.

also just ask ariia. 2he would back me up.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
hm
well, there are more ways to go underground than just in the mines
perhaps we should invest in looking into maps of the city
specifically those for maintenance tunnels and sewers and the like

but yeah i'm not
sure
why the fake sage
unless they were trying to keep us occupied with the mines?
i'm not sure why you would give people an incentive to search a place where something you want is
now that i'm thinking about it
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
my texting speed is good and i have them plugged into a custom text group called "karson is being ridic"

i think it's safe to say i would
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
then you agree that there will be no immortality testing, correct?
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
if we had to i would be okay with going down there actually

...yeah i
am not actually sure what the point was
i guess just to trap people in the mine?
maybe...?
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
i am not sure who has enough loyalty to me to brave that actually
if anyone
anyway i said "if we had to"
i wouldn't go down there for fun!

pretty much
i'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing
since an intelligent enemy is dangerous
but an enemy that might hurt you through casual blunder is also dangerous, albeit in a different direction
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
that'd better be sincere :)

[ is that a passive aggressive smiley or just an aggressive one? ]

but okay!
also i will indeed vouch for sir cookies up there
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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-08 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
yeah that whole trip was basically a big steaming pile of bullshit.





also I remember something that I thought was me dying but Im not 100% sure anymore.
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[personal profile] eras 2013-09-08 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ aria's threats have the most horrifying emoticons. ]

well i'd use his legit name but idk if he has told it to you or wants you to know it!
i called him alex until he told me his actual name though
we can pretend that is his name
or call him the name the text seems to require but really i like alex
he said it was a stupid name though
i disagree
i think alex is a perfectly fine name!!