five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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[shortspoken]

Good luck with that. Meanwhile I will be working on mercilessly crushing you with my crack team of lawyers.

I don't even like dogs, Shouty Mk II.

I'm allergic.

[enrages]

YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE.
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL THEIR PROBLEMS SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOU.
SOME PEOPLE FACE A LOT OF DISCRIMINATION FROM SHITS LIKE YOU DEMANDING THEY OVERCOME THEIR DISABILITIES SO THAT YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.

voice;

[schild]

Yeah, that's definitely... well, terrible. [ Pause. ] No one should have to remember that. I'm sorry.

1/2

[wirsinddiejager]

yes as a matter of

[Wait.]

[enrages]

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[enrages]

i have a tumblr, and it is the greatest tumblr on the internet.
you should be jealous.

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh. It's scary how familiar the name feels. For a second it actually did feel like his name.]

thats not my name.

[enrages]

if by "greatest" you mean the "most racist" game ever, sure.

[shortspoken]

It's the one I remember. So Shouty or Eren? Those are your choices. Unless you like Shouty Eren.

text;

[enrages]

being allergic is no excuse.
those lawyers will take one look at my dog, and they will erupt into sparkles.
they won't be able to handle how cute he is.
they'll turn on you in an instant.

[wirsinddiejager]

its Alan. my names Alan Hunter and Im not going to answer to some other guys name.

[enrages]

omg.

[mood2wiingiing]

...how is warcraft racist. seriously.

text;

[shortspoken]

I'll hire blind lawyers.
Blind, cat-loving lawyers.

text;

[enrages]

they don't stand a chance.

text;

[shortspoken]

We'll see.

[ Pun not intended

Because Ellie, man ]

[shortspoken]

Shouty Eren it is, if you're not going to choose.

[wirsinddiejager]

dont you fucking dare call me that.

text;

[enrages]

you know


i don't think
i want ice cream right now.
that's how fucked up this shit is.

[mood2wiingiing]

um

cant ii just call you ariia. i liike that idea.

[doomedtheworld]

It looks like you got the full set too. Good luck.

If all else fails try talking shit about his dog. He loves that.

voice;

[enrages]

But if I've actually confirmed immortality, then I can do shit with it.

[shortspoken]

I think I just did, Shouty Eren.

[eras]

i gave you a nickname!! it's only fair you do the same

[wirsinddiejager]

why are you even talking to me about words. how is that relevant to anything.