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[show_my_cannons]

[All right, he just tripped over a dog and suddenly he knows a guy he never met before, there's a bunch of other people chattering over a network that shouldn't even exist... and he tripped over a dog.]

[Somehow, in the midst of all of this, that's the part he's managed to latch onto. And sounds suitably irate about the whole thing.]

What am I supposed to do with this?

Hmn? What is... this? There is no explanation for any of this! How...

Ugh!

[That's about as far as he gets in his questioning before slamming something into the receiver and ending the discussion.  It would probably help if he explained what was going on... but instead, he's opted to sequester himself in his apartment until he works things out.]

[Starting with some information.]

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[testsonseashells]

FAQ.

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[show_my_cannons]

[That is incredibly helpful! Or it would be, if... he'd read it.]

Who is this.

[Yes, clearly that is the most important question here.]

text all the way across the sky

[testsonseashells]

Dr. Mordin Solus. Suggest you read the FAQ. Very useful.

it's so beautiful....

[show_my_cannons]

It reads like insanity.

[testsonseashells]

Feels that way often. Any other questions?

[show_my_cannons]

Yeah.

Why now?

[testsonseashells]

Something I'd like to know myself.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

First off avoid the tap water unless you want to stay inside for eight hours. Second, welcome to the numbers club.

video {iphone}

[show_my_cannons]

What's wrong with the water...?

It was fine a second ago.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Depends. Most of the numbered get the laughing hysterics from drinking it.

video {iphone}

[show_my_cannons]

[... Nope.]

[You know what? He needs a drink for this. Excuse him while he puts the phone down, and goes to find a beer.]

[He'll be back.]

Why did I not hear about this?

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

It's something that only happens to people who get a number. The water's fine for anyone else, but when a numbered drinks the tap water, you start laughing. Some are even getting the laughs from taking showers.

video {iphone}

[show_my_cannons]

Why?

Been fine all this time... why does it change?

[dorkytracksuit]

we really need to make a "before you panic like an idiot go here" page or something like that.

[show_my_cannons]

Yeah, because that helps explain things.

[dorkytracksuit]

someone already gave you an explanation. if there's something your confused about however please feel free to ask.

[show_my_cannons]

Who is this?

[dorkytracksuit]

yo mama

[show_my_cannons]

... Helpful.

[Audio]

[neonnerd]

I suppose after our first meeting, it isn't a surprise to hear you on here.

[Audio]

[show_my_cannons]

... You.

This is your fault.

[He doesn't know HOW but dammit he's going to blame someone for this.]

[Audio]

[neonnerd]

[...what. That is an absolutely outrageous statement.]

Is it? And how did you reach that conclusion? Perhaps it's your fault.

[Audio]

[show_my_cannons]

[This is how he deals with weirdness, okay.]

Because. None of this happened until you showed up.

[Audio]

[neonnerd]

Yes, and from my perspective, none of this happened until you showed up.

[He can make statements like that, too.]

[Audio]

[show_my_cannons]

[NO.]

[No, no no. No. You don't get to do that.]

Stop that. Don't make this my problem. I had nothing to do with it.