audio;

[show_my_cannons]

[All right, he just tripped over a dog and suddenly he knows a guy he never met before, there's a bunch of other people chattering over a network that shouldn't even exist... and he tripped over a dog.]

[Somehow, in the midst of all of this, that's the part he's managed to latch onto. And sounds suitably irate about the whole thing.]

What am I supposed to do with this?

Hmn? What is... this? There is no explanation for any of this! How...

Ugh!

[That's about as far as he gets in his questioning before slamming something into the receiver and ending the discussion.  It would probably help if he explained what was going on... but instead, he's opted to sequester himself in his apartment until he works things out.]

[Starting with some information.]