four; audio

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[ It's a voice post because RYAN BROKE KARSON'S FUCKING IPHONE SCREEN YOU PUNK ]

Hey... Do you guys remember the girl who worked at the cupcake store? Candy. She was on the network with us. Have you seen her lately? I...

[ There's a long pause then a sigh. ]

I talked to her girlfriend; she's gone missing. Said the police were snooping around too. I... yeah. Just. Please tell me someone here has taken her in or is hiding her or---

Candy, please respond.

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Did she... say anything? Like that she was going somewhere?

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no
idk we didn't really know each other though she was fun to talk to
dunno what to tell you
but text me a picture
i'll keep an eye out
do you know any of her haunts

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Here. [ He texts a screen shot from a youtube video. It's a picture of her and Karson hiding behind a counter and looking fucking terrified. ]

That's... From when we got attacked by a deer. She owns the cupcake shop with her girl, so she should be around there. But she's not.

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hey so when i said text i meant like
on a phone
not this highly suspect network thing that anyone could be reading or looking at
also wait how the fuck do you get attacked by a dear what the fuck

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Honestly, if someone's taken her, I'm already a target. There's nothing I can do about that.

Just keep your face off the network, and you should be safe.

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what do you think i've been doing
shit tho, kar
do you seriously think that's what happened
are you sure she didn't just
move
go on vacation

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I talked to her girlfriend of a million years-- she has no idea where Candy's gone. She's freaking out.

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maybe she just had
a sudden
change of heart idk
she needed a fresh start
moved out west
bought a truck and a romney 2012 bumper sticker
took up a chewing tobacco habit
idk man

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Is it bad that I'm really hoping she did that?

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no
because even becoming a romney fan is better than the apparent other alternative

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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what
did i make it worse again

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The apparent alternative. What if she's dead? Oh god, what if she's dead and gone?!

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ok no slow down
i'm sure it's really not as bad as it sounds dude
people fuck off all the time
what would she have even done
don't make sense right
unless she had some risky fucking cupcakes i doubt there's a reason to fuck her up

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We killed that deer. ...Well, it killed itself, really. But it still died. What if, like, the bad guys were really fucking attached to that deer?!

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they shouldn't have let a deer attack two kids then i mean what the fuck
how does a deer even kill itself

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It slit its own throat on some glass...

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w e l p
that's
super horrifying
in a lot of ways

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Uh, yeah. Exactly.

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shut up
so you think someone is on her ass because a deer killed itself in front of you?
that doesn't make sense at all
what about the other people around

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What about them?

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idk why would she be targeted specifically she wasn't the only person who saw it
i'm just saying maybe you shouldn't jump to crazy conclusions
i seriously bet it's not that big of a deal at all
maybe she just needed some time alone

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I just...














Why would she leave without telling anyone?

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i don't know babe
why can people not believe that it isn't butter
why does 50 shades of grey exist
why are you obsessed with ron paul even though his face looks like the end result of circus clown prosthetic make-up
why can't they figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
the world may never fucking know

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Yeah. This is just-- it's some mysteries shit, right? Ha ha, that's what's happening. She just... took off. I don't even know her that well; why would she tell me if she took off?