four; audio

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[ It's a voice post because RYAN BROKE KARSON'S FUCKING IPHONE SCREEN YOU PUNK ]

Hey... Do you guys remember the girl who worked at the cupcake store? Candy. She was on the network with us. Have you seen her lately? I...

[ There's a long pause then a sigh. ]

I talked to her girlfriend; she's gone missing. Said the police were snooping around too. I... yeah. Just. Please tell me someone here has taken her in or is hiding her or---

Candy, please respond.

Comments

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dude you can totally get rid of the crunch i've eaten carrots that are just soft like potatoes
ok but seriously i'm just fucking with you do you even know what i eat to stay alive
cereal and poptarts and take-out
no judgment here brosis

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That's pretty pathetic, damn.

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dude you do not get to judge me right after telling me not to judge you
so i live on poptarts you live on cupcakes and dog hair how is that any better

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Poptarts.... [ eeehhhh ]

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what's wrong with poptarts

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They're pretty gross.

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no
you're wrong

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The filling is gross.