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Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]

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Oh my god it's happening even with my eyes open now. You just made the same face and everything.

It wasn't the same face! Our faces are totally different!

[Yeah she's just going to link this. ]

I rest my case, Karsalan. Alanson?

[SCREAM]

Uh. Alan? You okay there.

THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I was just proving my point, oka-- if you cry I will lose all respect for you forever.

I DON'T CRY I NEVER CRY

IT'S OKAY ALAN I PROMISE IT'LL BE OKAY YOU'RE NOT USUALLY THAT MUCH LIKE KARSON I PROMISE I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU

BUT WE HAVE THE SAME FACE. THE SAME FACE, OCTAVIA

YOUR FACE IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS ALAN DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT

BUT THE LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT. AND HAS NO KARSON IN IT

IF YOU GO INTO THE LIGHT I WILL SEND KARSON IN AFTER YOU AND I WILL WEAR A KARSON MASK AND EVERYONE WILL BE KARSON KARSON KARSON KARSON WORDS ARE KARSON

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP

DO I HAVE TO CONTROL YOU INTO CALMING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT DON'T MAKE ME DO IT I'LL DO IT I SWEAR

[oh gosh look at that Alan seems to be steaming???]

OH FUCK NO DON'T DO IT

[ HWAT

WHATHW

WAHAHTWHWHH? ]

Uh. Is it hot in there, or is it just you.

No bromo.

Totally bromo.

WH-

What?

You didn't see that? Rewind a bit.

Huh? I don't-

[Rewinding...whoa.]

What the fuck?

Do it again!!

-I don't even know what I did!

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CREEPY AND NOT COMFORTING TO ANYONE INVOLVED WHATSOEVER.

OH MY GOD DON'T YOU START TOO CAN YOU GUYS AT LEAST STOP COORDINATING YOUR REACTIONS I CAN'T SCREAM AT TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE MY THROAT JUST HEALED UP

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