[computer: text/webcam photo] the minor jpegification is what makes it webcam quality!

[gogoghostpowers]

There's that clinic we can go to if something really weird happens to us, right? Can somebody drive me there? Because I'm kind of having a problem.



I got my arm stuck in this napkin and now I can't get it out and I don't know what to do

Comments

[gogoghostpowers]

It's not filled with useless shit, it's filled with rollercoasters!

[enrages]

Useless.

[gogoghostpowers]

How are rollercoasters useless?!

[enrages]

You're kidding me, right?

[gogoghostpowers]

They're awesome and fun and they're the main selling point of theme parks, how is that useless?

[enrages]

Theme parks are a cesspool of capitalism and roller coasters only fuel that.

[gogoghostpowers]

[LET IT BE KNOWN that if Danny had regained his talent for shitty puns in an echo by now, he would've said "Don't you mean rollercoasters are fueled by that?"

But he hasn't. Consider yourself lucky, Karson.]

Have you ever even been on a rollercoaster?

[enrages]

no because i refuse to pay into capitalist oppression.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well no wonder you don't like rollercoasters then, you haven't even gone on one before!

wait fuck that wasnt text before SORRY dang i am dumb

[enrages]

Because of moral obligations I have against them.

it is alright i will pretend nothing happened

[gogoghostpowers]

What if you could try riding one for free and not have to pay the evil vortex of capitalism?

[enrages]

No.

[gogoghostpowers]

Come on! You can ride a rollercoaster for the first time and I won't have to risk showing my weird napkin arm by accident! What part of that doesn't sound awesome?

[enrages]

How are these things linked?

[gogoghostpowers]

If you test ride it, then I won't have to, and then there's no chance of any sweater sleeves moving up to show my arm while I'm riding it.

[enrages]

....Am I going to die?

[gogoghostpowers]

No.

[He is like 80% certain. 81%, even.]

[enrages]

If I die, I will haunt you.

[gogoghostpowers]

You won't die! I promise. I mean, I haven't died, and I've been riding these rollercoasters for my entire life.

[enrages]

...You're going to owe me big time.

[gogoghostpowers]

[xcuse u karson if anything you would owe danny for getting to ride a rollercoaster for free!]

Yes, fine, just so long as you ride it for me!

[enrages]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, fine. Okay. Where and when?

[gogoghostpowers]

Okay uh is there some way to make this private? I don't want to give out my address where everyone can see it.

[enrages]

Here's my phone number--

[ Here's his phone number. Because who the fuck cares if people get his number what are they going to do stalk him???? ]

[phonetext]

[gogoghostpowers]

Be at 2315 Nichol Street in half an hour. If you have trouble finding the house, it's the one that's got a bunch of weird construction stuff sticking out of it.