[computer: text/webcam photo] the minor jpegification is what makes it webcam quality!

[gogoghostpowers]

There's that clinic we can go to if something really weird happens to us, right? Can somebody drive me there? Because I'm kind of having a problem.



I got my arm stuck in this napkin and now I can't get it out and I don't know what to do

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[gogoghostpowers]

[LET IT BE KNOWN that if Danny had regained his talent for shitty puns in an echo by now, he would've said "Don't you mean rollercoasters are fueled by that?"

But he hasn't. Consider yourself lucky, Karson.]

Have you ever even been on a rollercoaster?

[enrages]

no because i refuse to pay into capitalist oppression.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well no wonder you don't like rollercoasters then, you haven't even gone on one before!

wait fuck that wasnt text before SORRY dang i am dumb

[enrages]

Because of moral obligations I have against them.

it is alright i will pretend nothing happened

[gogoghostpowers]

What if you could try riding one for free and not have to pay the evil vortex of capitalism?

[enrages]

No.

[gogoghostpowers]

Come on! You can ride a rollercoaster for the first time and I won't have to risk showing my weird napkin arm by accident! What part of that doesn't sound awesome?

[enrages]

How are these things linked?

[gogoghostpowers]

If you test ride it, then I won't have to, and then there's no chance of any sweater sleeves moving up to show my arm while I'm riding it.

[enrages]

....Am I going to die?

[gogoghostpowers]

No.

[He is like 80% certain. 81%, even.]

[enrages]

If I die, I will haunt you.

[gogoghostpowers]

You won't die! I promise. I mean, I haven't died, and I've been riding these rollercoasters for my entire life.

[enrages]

...You're going to owe me big time.

[gogoghostpowers]

[xcuse u karson if anything you would owe danny for getting to ride a rollercoaster for free!]

Yes, fine, just so long as you ride it for me!

[enrages]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, fine. Okay. Where and when?

[gogoghostpowers]

Okay uh is there some way to make this private? I don't want to give out my address where everyone can see it.

[enrages]

Here's my phone number--

[ Here's his phone number. Because who the fuck cares if people get his number what are they going to do stalk him???? ]

[phonetext]

[gogoghostpowers]

Be at 2315 Nichol Street in half an hour. If you have trouble finding the house, it's the one that's got a bunch of weird construction stuff sticking out of it.

[phonetext]

[enrages]

got it.
please don't turn out to be a serial murderer.

[phonetext] -> [action?]

[gogoghostpowers]

I swear I'm not. I'll see you then.

[With that message sent, Danny raids his closet for the first sweater he can find, which ends up being uncannily similar to this one. It should be enough to cover him until he can get this guy strapped into the ride and let his parents take it from there.

Now, he waits.]

[action]

[enrages]

[ This is so dumb why does everything Karson do in life turn out to be the dumbest shit he's ever done how does he make so many poor life choices oh god what if he gets murdered and they never find out who did it because of the secret network and his life ends up as an episode of Cold Case, and during the last five minutes everyone stares at each other meaningfully and honestly his dad probably won't give a fuck but maybe he'll shell out the cash for a funeral?? maybe??????

With all the hesitation imaginable, he knocks on the door to the sketchiest house ever conceived. ]

[action]

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny's dad, essentially a 6'5" enormous brick wall of man holding a wrench, answers the door.

"Hello?"

He looks mildly confused.]

[action]

[enrages]

[ Karson takes a quick shuffle-step backwards and then another. And one more for good measure. ]

Uh, I'm, uh... Looking for your kid? So. ...Yeah.

[action]

[gogoghostpowers]

[A series of dull thumping noises can be heard as Danny races down the staircase and darts towards the door, butting into view in front of his dad wearing his itch basketball dog sweater.]

Uh--th-that's a friend of mine, dad! Yeah! He, uh--he wanted to come by and help test the new rollercoaster today, so I invited him over!

[His dad's face immediately lights up and he steps to the side, opening the path into the house. "Well why didn't you mention it earlier? Come on in, we'll get you set right up, uh...Danny, what's your friend's name?"

Danny looks over to Karson like a deer in the headlights, realizing he doesn't actually know this guy's name.]

Uhhhh....