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savetheearth2014-04-08 09:10 pm
featherduster) wrote in savetheearth2014-04-08 09:10 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- avatar: the last airbender: toph beifong,
- bleach: toushirou hitsugaya,
- death note: l lawliet,
- evangelion: misato katsuragi,
- gundam 00: tieria erde,
- league of legends: lux crownguard,
- magic knight rayearth: umi ryuuzaki,
- marvel cinematic universe: loki,
- moon child: kei,
- moon child: sho,
- my little pony: rarity,
- original: melissa lyre,
- pandora hearts: elliot nightray,
- tales of symphonia: kratos aurion,
- teen titans: starfire,
- trigun: vash the stampede,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
( one ) smartphone / video
[ Eriks doesn't know why he puts the number into his phone. It's been a constant presence at the back of his head for a good week now, sure, but he's made an art out of ignoring it. No, more accurately, he doesn't notice he's put the number into his phone until his thumb has already done it: having already scrolled through everything that needs reading in the morning (work emails, the news, Tumblr of course—), he's left with nothing to do but fidget. And fidget he does, right into a goldmine of information that his bosses would skin a man for.
He forgets all about the eggs cooking on the stove and deposits himself in a kitchen chair, skim reading like no one has ever skim read before. Watches a few videos, follows a few links, listens to a few audio posts, and gleans too much and too little all at once. He can already tell his nights will be occupied with plenty of reading material for many weeks to come. Sleep? Not anymore, bud.
Still... reading is one thing. Watching is another. But conversation is absolutely indispensable, and he needs to talk with these people. But he needs to approach it carefully. Delicately. And, from the looks of things, not mention that whole 'with the Feds' thing.
With this in mind, he flips his phone camera to video, puts on his best charming smile, and initiates First Contact with exactly as much seriousness as he should. ]
Ladies and gentlemen, hello! I admit my disappointment that this isn't the beautiful, mysterious barista's phone number I thought it was, since I was pretty sure I memorized it. I guess she gave me a fake number, after all...
But here's the good news: this eligible bachelor has just become available in your undercover supernatural neighborhood! I enjoy long walks on the beach and extended discourse on the virtues of life and love. Hours of illuminating conversation are 100% free of charge, and there's even a platonic package available for the less daring. Inquire within for further details.
[ A beat, as black smoke billows from the abandoned frying pan behind him. He doesn't turn, doesn't even shift, but there's a brief second of tragicomedy in his expression when the smell of eggs-cum-charcoal hits his nose. How long has he been... ah, hell.
Composure utterly unwavering, ]
—And whoever recommends the best diner will receive a limited edition free coffee! Act now while supplies last; you'd be a fool to pass this one up, folks!
I apologize for the (exciting) interruption and you may now return to your usual programming.
[ Gives a winning smile as the video goes off — and then topples the chair (and very nearly the table) in his scramble to deal with what was once his breakfast.
Quite the catch, ladies and gentlemen, don't miss out!! ]
He forgets all about the eggs cooking on the stove and deposits himself in a kitchen chair, skim reading like no one has ever skim read before. Watches a few videos, follows a few links, listens to a few audio posts, and gleans too much and too little all at once. He can already tell his nights will be occupied with plenty of reading material for many weeks to come. Sleep? Not anymore, bud.
Still... reading is one thing. Watching is another. But conversation is absolutely indispensable, and he needs to talk with these people. But he needs to approach it carefully. Delicately. And, from the looks of things, not mention that whole 'with the Feds' thing.
With this in mind, he flips his phone camera to video, puts on his best charming smile, and initiates First Contact with exactly as much seriousness as he should. ]
Ladies and gentlemen, hello! I admit my disappointment that this isn't the beautiful, mysterious barista's phone number I thought it was, since I was pretty sure I memorized it. I guess she gave me a fake number, after all...
But here's the good news: this eligible bachelor has just become available in your undercover supernatural neighborhood! I enjoy long walks on the beach and extended discourse on the virtues of life and love. Hours of illuminating conversation are 100% free of charge, and there's even a platonic package available for the less daring. Inquire within for further details.
[ A beat, as black smoke billows from the abandoned frying pan behind him. He doesn't turn, doesn't even shift, but there's a brief second of tragicomedy in his expression when the smell of eggs-cum-charcoal hits his nose. How long has he been... ah, hell.
Composure utterly unwavering, ]
—And whoever recommends the best diner will receive a limited edition free coffee! Act now while supplies last; you'd be a fool to pass this one up, folks!
I apologize for the (exciting) interruption and you may now return to your usual programming.
[ Gives a winning smile as the video goes off — and then topples the chair (and very nearly the table) in his scramble to deal with what was once his breakfast.
Quite the catch, ladies and gentlemen, don't miss out!! ]
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You might wanna try not flirting with everyone if you're going to make yourself look like a dumbass at the same time.
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Such cruel words, miss! The male ego is a delicate thing, you know.
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Anyways, hi, I'm Marina, magical superhero chick, you're now part of the club.
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Are you like a high school student by day, professional dream crusher by night?
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[ wow ]
You're gonna go far, kid. Just try not to use your powers for evil.
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Besides, you'll get way more dates if you don't make all the boys at school cry.
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So is he scary, too, or what?
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And she's not scary, but she can totally intimidate anyone she wants.
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Old doesn't start until thirty! I'm not even halfway there!
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Okay then, what's your criteria for adulting?
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It scored me a date, so I'm gonna have to set that rule aside for the time being.
[ Or forever ]
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[ She stops talking for a moment to check. ]
You deserve each other.
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Everyone's just jealous they didn't think of it first!
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Not that that... works... ]
You've already hit your dream-stomping quota for the day, kiddo. I'm gonna have to ask you to defer this one till tomorrow.
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[ She'll DEFINITELY appreciate that. ]